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Today's Toons 6/22/20
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Forbes published a list of the Twenty Brightest Business Majors who are graduating this week from college. If a Baby Boomer may pass along a word of wisdom to the young business hot shots, it's this. If you are planning to open a large retail store in a major Democratic city, don't name it Target.

New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio sided with the rioters by his soft response to their damage on, saying they've struggled for centuries against oppression. However Governor Cuomo conceived a plan to end all the chaos on the streets of New York. He wants to put all the rioters in nursing homes.

The Wall Street Journal compared the nationwide destruction of the riots in major cities that began in Minneapolis last week to the rioting that swept the nation causing similar property loss in 1968. Looters have it so much easier today. Back in 1968, color TVs weighed four hundred pounds.

President Trump was accused by the media of acting like Hitler by threatening to send in the Army to guard cities. This after the media accused Trump for months of not acting authoritatively enough against Corona Virus. The media can never agree on just what IS the right amount of Hitler.

The NBA settled on a season-ending playoff format in Orlando. Each game will have no one in the stands, ten men on the floor, six men on the benches, and one guy on the PA microphone. Joe Biden plans to air all the games on his YouTube channel and try to pass them off as campaign rallies.

West Hollywood held a huge protest against white privilege Wednesday. They were a healthy, prosperous-looking crowd with nothing else to do in the middle of a work day. We will go down in history as the only country ever to pay people $900 a week unemployment to overthrow the country.

Dr. Fauci went on the talk shows and warned that the protests and riots are still very dangerous in the spread of Covid-19. So, ship a brick via UPS or FedEx, listing the address of your Target store, and the delivery man will throw it through the window for you. We're all in this together.

The Wall Street Journal says the Black Lives Matter protest marches in Los Angeles and New York could inspire other groups to stand tall as well. On Saturday, I attended a White Balls Matter rally in Brentwood, where the four of us marched on and off for five hours. I ended up shooting a 78.

The World Health Organization issued a report on pet safety during the pandemic, finding that it is medically impossible for dogs to contract the Corona Virus. As a result they've ordered all the dogs that are currently under quarantine to be released right away. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

L.A. and N.Y. residents slowly emerged from their cellars as protests slowed down. It's been insane. If the United States saw what the United States was doing to the United States, the United States would have invaded the United States to save the United States from the United States.

Hollywood streets were shut down due to still more marches led by Black Lives Matter demanding the police be defunded. In my view, their complaints against society go way overboard. The World Health Organization just announced that the use of the word Systemic is now a Pandemic.

Seattle dissolved into anarchy when a seven-block area was seized by anarchists and declared a police-free zone. They are burning and rioting and looting and defacing cultural landmarks. ISIS just cut off all associations with anarchists operating in U.S. cities, citing core values.

The CDC released new outbreak statistics which spooked Wall Street and returned attention to the virus from the riots. Deep State instruction has been clear for two weeks. When the riots start you will be safe from the virus and when the riots stop, you must be very afraid of the virus.

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Re: Today's Toons 6/22/20
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2020, 10:18:19 am »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/22/20
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2020, 12:43:32 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 6/22/20
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2020, 12:59:38 pm »
good morning pookie

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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2020, 02:23:36 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2020, 02:23:55 pm »
Thank you Pookie

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2020, 02:24:13 pm »
good morning pookie

Mornin', Niobe!

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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2020, 05:08:58 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2020, 12:09:17 am »
Thanks Pookie!
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2020, 12:12:00 am »
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2020, 01:23:21 pm »
I had missed this set, but better late than never! Thanks, pookie! Enjoy your Independence Day!
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« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2020, 03:48:42 pm »
I had missed this set, but better late than never! Thanks, pookie! Enjoy your Independence Day!

My pleasure, as ever & the same to you, Smokin Joe!