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Today's Toons 3/24/20
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2020, 11:38:57 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2020, 11:52:40 am »
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2020, 12:06:40 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2020, 12:09:54 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2020, 12:51:42 pm »

The best example of this is when all the hipsters and liberals were losing their minds over Washington Redskins.
After 8 decades, suddenly out of literally nowhere White Liberals declared the name to be racist!
All the actual Native America Tribes who were asked all said, "What? What are you talking about?"
They knew nothing about it and didn't care, at all. But the snow White Liberals were all up in a rage!
Think about it. Falcons, Panthers, Bengals, Bears, Rams, Jaguars, Eagles, Vikings, Saints, RedSkins...etc.
Who wouldn't want to be in that list? It is a list of nobility and power. It was a compliment not an insult.

But, the White Liberals were intent on proving their enlightened superiority by standing up for the poor, primitive Indians.
And fortunately for all of us and for the sake of sane reason and rational, they crashed and burned.

You could say the same about every minority. White Liberals are the "true racists" as is their entire history.
They don't really care about Black people or Hispanics or Native Americans. They simply believe in a racist way that these people cannot survive without their (enlightened Liberals) divine "help and guidance". They are too stupid to know when they are supposed to be outraged. So we will help them. What could possibly be more authentically 'racist' than that!?

America has it backwards. Democrats were founded on racism and they are still racist today. It is the Republicans who say everyone should have an equal shot, no matter who they are. And yet it is Republicans who are constantly called racist even though current reality and recent history proves that the exact opposite is true.

Liberal motto is, "Those poor little Black people, We need to help them, and to give them 'special' privileges!!"
Republican motto is, "All men were created equal, my brother. Stand up or don't. That's your choice."
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2020, 01:13:24 pm »

The best example of this is when all the hipsters and liberals were losing their minds over Washington Redskins.
After 8 decades, suddenly out of literally nowhere White Liberals declared the name to be racist!
All the actual Native America Tribes who were asked all said, "What? What are you talking about?"
They knew nothing about it and didn't care, at all. But the snow White Liberals were all up in a rage!
Think about it. Falcons, Panthers, Bengals, Bears, Rams, Jaguars, Eagles, Vikings, Saints, RedSkins...etc.
Who wouldn't want to be in that list? It is a list of nobility and power. It was a compliment not an insult.

But, the White Liberals were intent on proving their enlightened superiority by standing up for the poor, primitive Indians.
And fortunately for all of us and for the sake of sane reason and rational, they crashed and burned.

You could say the same about every minority. White Liberals are the "true racists" as is their entire history.
They don't really care about Black people or Hispanics or Native Americans. They simply believe in a racist way that these people cannot survive without their (enlightened Liberals) divine "help and guidance". They are too stupid to know when they are supposed to be outraged. So we will help them. What could possibly be more authentically 'racist' than that!?

America has it backwards. Democrats were founded on racism and they are still racist today. It is the Republicans who say everyone should have an equal shot, no matter who they are. And yet it is Republicans who are constantly called racist even though current reality and recent history proves that the exact opposite is true.

Liberal motto is, "Those poor little Black people, We need to help them, and to give them 'special' privileges!!"
Republican motto is, "All men were created equal, my brother. Stand up or don't. That's your choice."

I guess that one of the white liberals who disagreed with her native American tribe was Fauxcahontas (cue Atlanta Braves/Kansas City Chiefs/Florida State Seminoles tomahawk chop music)

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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2020, 03:27:22 pm »
I guess that one of the white liberals who disagreed with her native American tribe was Fauxcahontas (cue Atlanta Braves/Kansas City Chiefs/Florida State Seminoles tomahawk chop music)



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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
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Thanks for the Tew's Daeg O'clock Toons, Pookie!!!!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2020, 10:28:55 pm »
Thanks Pookie! Stay Safe!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2020, 11:38:25 pm »
Thanks Pookie! Stay Safe!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2020, 12:43:02 am »

The best example of this is when all the hipsters and liberals were losing their minds over Washington Redskins.
After 8 decades, suddenly out of literally nowhere White Liberals declared the name to be racist!
All the actual Native America Tribes who were asked all said, "What? What are you talking about?"
They knew nothing about it and didn't care, at all. But the snow White Liberals were all up in a rage!
Think about it. Falcons, Panthers, Bengals, Bears, Rams, Jaguars, Eagles, Vikings, Saints, RedSkins...etc.
Who wouldn't want to be in that list? It is a list of nobility and power. It was a compliment not an insult.

But, the White Liberals were intent on proving their enlightened superiority by standing up for the poor, primitive Indians.
And fortunately for all of us and for the sake of sane reason and rational, they crashed and burned.

You could say the same about every minority. White Liberals are the "true racists" as is their entire history.
They don't really care about Black people or Hispanics or Native Americans. They simply believe in a racist way that these people cannot survive without their (enlightened Liberals) divine "help and guidance". They are too stupid to know when they are supposed to be outraged. So we will help them. What could possibly be more authentically 'racist' than that!?

America has it backwards. Democrats were founded on racism and they are still racist today. It is the Republicans who say everyone should have an equal shot, no matter who they are. And yet it is Republicans who are constantly called racist even though current reality and recent history proves that the exact opposite is true.

Liberal motto is, "Those poor little Black people, We need to help them, and to give them 'special' privileges!!"
Republican motto is, "All men were created equal, my brother. Stand up or don't. That's your choice."
Even before that, the liberals had the NCAA go after the University of North Dakota's Fighting Sioux, not just the team nickname, but the logo as well. Designed by American Indian Artist Bennett Brien, this became the bone of contention that, despite approval of the Spirit Lake Sioux Tribal Elders, was the cause for the NCAA, et. al. to hound the University in media and finally the courts to change the name of the team and lose the design. The battle went on for years, until the University finally relented, threatened by the NCAA if they didn't get in line and be politically correct, even though the allegedly 'offended' people, overwhelmingly as a rule, were not. The previous design is a alive and well, and still seen in defiance of the NCAA, but no longer officially connected to the University. I have met and talked with the artist, who is from the same band of Chippewa as Mrs. Joe, and he really didn't understand the controversy.
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2020, 12:43:32 am »
Thanks, pookie! (sorry about the little hijack there... :shrug:)
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2020, 01:03:12 am »
Thanks, pookie! (sorry about the little hijack there... :shrug:)

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2020, 02:23:32 am »
Thanks Pookie !
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Re: Today's Toons 3/24/20
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2020, 10:13:03 am »
Thanks Pookie !

My pleasure, Sighlass!