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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #575 on: August 05, 2020, 10:59:10 pm »
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« Reply #576 on: August 06, 2020, 07:31:14 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #577 on: August 06, 2020, 09:59:08 pm »

It isn't going to work....


You'll just draw pot heads like a bitch in heat draws hounds.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #578 on: August 08, 2020, 01:28:07 am »
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Nude man seen chasing down wild boar after it stole his laptop while he was sunbathing

One man’s day was quite a boar.
A German man sunbathing in the nude at a lake in Berlin had his leisurely day thrown into a tailspin when a wild boar made off with his laptop.
https://www.foxnews.com/travel/nude-man-chasing-wild-boar-stole-laptop

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #579 on: August 08, 2020, 01:40:54 am »
I ain't buying it. YOU don't chase wild hogs. Wild hogs chase YOU. They are fearless and mean,and this goes double when there are piglets around.

Granted,these tiny little German hogs ain't the 400+ lb tuskers we see in the woods in the US,but mother nature is mother nature,and all it takes is for a piglet to squeal,and mama's eyes turn red.

Seriously. You haven't seen aggressive until you have seen wild pigs.

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« Reply #580 on: August 08, 2020, 02:01:51 am »
I ain't buying it. YOU don't chase wild hogs. Wild hogs chase YOU. They are fearless and mean,and this goes double when there are piglets around.

Granted,these tiny little German hogs ain't the 400+ lb tuskers we see in the woods in the US,but mother nature is mother nature,and all it takes is for a piglet to squeal,and mama's eyes turn red.

Seriously. You haven't seen aggressive until you have seen wild pigs.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #581 on: August 08, 2020, 02:16:15 am »
I ain't buying it. YOU don't chase wild hogs. Wild hogs chase YOU. They are fearless and mean,and this goes double when there are piglets around.

Granted,these tiny little German hogs ain't the 400+ lb tuskers we see in the woods in the US,but mother nature is mother nature,and all it takes is for a piglet to squeal,and mama's eyes turn red.

Seriously. You haven't seen aggressive until you have seen wild pigs.

I usually shoot 1 or 2 a year for dog food.  I have had a couple encounters where I was charged by one.  One 200+# critter  I downed 15 yards away, the other one chased me back onto the bed of my truck.  IN both cases, quite an adrenalin rush. 
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #582 on: August 08, 2020, 05:08:07 am »
I usually shoot 1 or 2 a year for dog food.  I have had a couple encounters where I was charged by one.  One 200+# critter  I downed 15 yards away, the other one chased me back onto the bed of my truck.  IN both cases, quite an adrenalin rush.

@catfish195

When was the last time YOU chased a sow with squealing piglets,trying to grab her by the tail?

I don't know about you,but *I* SINCERELY hope I never get THAT drunk.

Truthfully,I had just as soon take on a bear. A bear MIGHT get bored and leave you alone after slapping you around and biting you a few times. A sow with piglets will eat your intestines before taking  a nap so she and her piglets can have a big meal when they wake up.

We used to catch wild hogs using scaled up "rabbit boxes. Some of them so big it took 4 grown,strong men to pick up the box and set it in the bed of a pu,and the hog would make the truck shake trying to turn around to snap at you. I have seen them break their tusks and teeth on iron bars,and not even notice the pain.

And you get them home,let them loose in a hog pen with a trough for water and one for corn,and within a month they become big lap dogs. For the people they know that feeds them the corn,that is. It is NOT a good idea for anyone they don't know to climb into the pen with them.

If you have never seen them in action,you will NOT believe how fast they can move.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #583 on: August 09, 2020, 01:05:25 am »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #584 on: August 09, 2020, 04:30:21 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #585 on: August 09, 2020, 04:59:18 pm »

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!  I learned a long time ago to bite my tongue and just don't say anything. 

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« Reply #586 on: August 09, 2020, 05:03:59 pm »
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!  I learned a long time ago to bite my tongue and just don't say anything.

Not me!  I just say "Yes dear" and move on!
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« Reply #587 on: August 09, 2020, 05:12:49 pm »
Not me!  I just say "Yes dear" and move on!

In 38 years I have perfected the process on "key word" mental processing and response guys.   When your wife talks, pick up the words with specific locations, and names.  Maybe just one out every 50 so to speak. 

When she asks you a question....  You ask a question back with those collected keywords.  Works 95% of the time.
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« Reply #588 on: August 09, 2020, 05:15:17 pm »
In 38 years I have perfected the process on "key word" mental processing and response guys.   When your wife talks, pick up the words with specific locations, and names.  Maybe just one out every 50 so to speak. 

When she asks you a question....  You ask a question back with those collected keywords.  Works 95% of the time.

I've been married for 52 1/2 years now and "Yes Dear" has always worked for me.  I can do anything I want as long as I say that first.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #589 on: August 09, 2020, 06:14:24 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #590 on: August 12, 2020, 12:55:49 pm »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #591 on: August 16, 2020, 01:25:21 am »
   And to think this Beautiful Lady is someone's Mother in Law.



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« Reply #592 on: August 16, 2020, 01:42:14 am »
   And to think this Beautiful Lady is someone's Mother in Law.



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She is toting some serious muscle for a old biddy.
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« Reply #593 on: August 16, 2020, 07:17:36 pm »
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« Reply #594 on: August 17, 2020, 01:17:45 am »
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« Reply #595 on: August 17, 2020, 01:57:28 am »
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« Reply #596 on: August 17, 2020, 02:06:06 am »
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« Reply #597 on: August 17, 2020, 10:10:45 pm »
Saw this tidbit at the Babylon Bee and got a chuckle



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« Reply #599 on: August 18, 2020, 06:34:52 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.