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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #650 on: September 06, 2020, 07:46:05 am »
Do women really have the ability to increase breast size based on how much trouble they are in?
I don't  care...if i'm wrong..i luv  yous guys
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #651 on: September 06, 2020, 02:41:36 pm »
Quote from: 240B on September 06, 2020, 07:46:05 am
Do women really have the ability to increase breast size based on how much trouble they are in?
I don't  care...if i'm wrong..i luv  yous guys
Woke up this morning and saw that I posted this? Think I was sleep walking/posting?
I really do not remember posting this, don't know what was on his mind, but, I can't argue with his logic.
Some kind of dream or something...I guess?
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #652 on: September 06, 2020, 02:48:25 pm »
Where are my pants? Why can I find my pants?
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #653 on: September 06, 2020, 03:13:28 pm »
Quote from: 240B on September 06, 2020, 02:48:25 pm
Where are my pants? Why can I find my pants?

Maybe you forgot and left them at home. That's happened to me before...  :shrug: :whistle:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #654 on: September 06, 2020, 03:46:44 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on September 06, 2020, 03:13:28 pm
Maybe you forgot and left them at home. That's happened to me before...  :shrug: :whistle:

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The big thing is to make sure you didn't leave them at someone else's home.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #655 on: September 06, 2020, 03:59:34 pm »
Quote from: 240B on September 06, 2020, 07:46:05 am
Do women really have the ability to increase breast size based on how much trouble they are in?
I don't  care...if i'm wrong..i luv  yous guys

   I know from personal experience that boob size, as to whether it matters or not, is directionally proportional as to how much you've had to drink.  @240B
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #656 on: September 06, 2020, 04:07:36 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on September 06, 2020, 03:46:44 pm
@roamer_1

The big thing is to make sure you didn't leave them at someone else's home.

@sneakypete

It has been my experience that ANY time you are caught out without pants, it's worth taking notice... Kinda like waking up from a good bender nekkid and covered in butter-flavored Crisco... Wait a minute... I think something happened...

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #657 on: September 06, 2020, 04:15:33 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on September 06, 2020, 03:46:44 pm
@roamer_1

The big thing is to make sure you didn't leave them at someone else's home.

While hoping you did...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #658 on: September 06, 2020, 04:31:58 pm »



I have been very bad.
Whatever, will you punish me?
Answer is i don you are wha.. yes i Case dismissed. 
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #659 on: September 06, 2020, 06:31:09 pm »
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« Reply #660 on: September 06, 2020, 10:30:47 pm »


   Me explaining my Trump antipathy to people I meet, that think I love biteme.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #661 on: September 07, 2020, 06:08:33 am »
Quote from: 240B on September 06, 2020, 02:48:25 pm
Where are my pants? Why can I find my pants?
Always check the flagpole... :whistle:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #662 on: September 07, 2020, 06:10:17 am »
Quote from: 240B on September 06, 2020, 04:31:58 pm



I have been very bad.
Whatever, will you punish me?
Answer is i don you are wha.. yes i Case dismissed.
She has lovely eyes...
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #663 on: September 09, 2020, 12:05:50 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #664 on: September 09, 2020, 12:33:32 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #665 on: September 10, 2020, 08:55:22 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #666 on: September 11, 2020, 08:24:49 am »

Hey! Someone please put the kettle on.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #667 on: September 13, 2020, 03:57:23 am »
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« Reply #668 on: September 13, 2020, 07:13:22 pm »
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« Reply #669 on: September 13, 2020, 11:55:29 pm »
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschiessen."

This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you.

Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #670 on: September 14, 2020, 12:18:28 am »
Quote from: corbe on September 13, 2020, 11:55:29 pm
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschiessen."

This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you.

Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #671 on: September 14, 2020, 01:15:44 am »
In the words of Riders in the Sky... "always drink upstream from the herd."

(And "never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time, but if you do, you'll sleep like a baby..." but that's another story.)
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #672 on: September 14, 2020, 02:17:56 pm »
Quote from: corbe on September 13, 2020, 11:55:29 pm
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschiessen."

This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you.

Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #673 on: September 14, 2020, 04:49:19 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #674 on: September 14, 2020, 05:25:23 pm »
Quote from: corbe on September 13, 2020, 11:55:29 pm
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschiessen."

This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you.

Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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