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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2020, 02:03:58 am »
Quote from: corbe on February 25, 2020, 01:42:07 am

Heck, that's almost as much fun as watching one of those Park Rangers catching an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #51 on: February 26, 2020, 01:23:47 am »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2020, 11:03:36 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #53 on: March 11, 2020, 02:59:33 pm »

https://twitter.com/TWIT_ANTHONY/status/1237551921923100674

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If President Trump could be cloned, (and He will be). Should His infant clone be able to run for office as soon as it is born?

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Replying to @TWIT_ANTHONY

His presidency will begin at conception!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #54 on: March 11, 2020, 03:41:59 pm »
Quote from: Once-Ler on March 11, 2020, 02:59:33 pm

https://twitter.com/TWIT_ANTHONY/status/1237551921923100674

Anthony Cornrod @TWIT_ANTHONY

If President Trump could be cloned, (and He will be). Should His infant clone be able to run for office as soon as it is born?

Ben Gnosis @BenGnosis
Replying to @TWIT_ANTHONY

His presidency will begin at conception!

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SOME people are in desperate need of a meds adjustment.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #55 on: March 11, 2020, 11:02:46 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2020, 11:05:38 pm »
The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19.  Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #57 on: March 11, 2020, 11:08:45 pm »
Quote from: Once-Ler on March 11, 2020, 11:05:38 pm
The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19.  Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2020, 11:13:34 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #59 on: March 12, 2020, 01:50:49 am »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2020, 04:11:10 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2020, 08:19:50 pm »
Overheard: "Will swap 24 pack of toilet paper for beach house."

Awaiting: Sidewalk sandwich board wearer, sign saying, "Will work for toilet paper."
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #62 on: March 12, 2020, 08:24:50 pm »
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"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #63 on: March 12, 2020, 08:28:19 pm »
@EasyAce Well, that ought be good for whatever ails ya!
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #64 on: March 13, 2020, 05:11:26 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #65 on: March 13, 2020, 05:28:13 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2020, 12:17:30 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #67 on: March 14, 2020, 01:08:55 am »
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"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #68 on: March 15, 2020, 05:13:30 am »


I know it's Fake News but I wanna believe it.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #69 on: March 15, 2020, 05:34:19 am »
   They own 99.5% of the VJJ, 80% of the money and now your saying they control the means to wipe us from the face of the Earth, that's some scary $hit Dude.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #70 on: March 15, 2020, 09:00:08 pm »
Quote from: corbe on March 15, 2020, 05:34:19 am
   They own 99.5% of the VJJ, 80% of the money and now your saying they control the means to wipe us from the face of the Earth, that's some scary $hit Dude.
@Once-Ler, @corbe
Uh, what I find scary is it didn't say constant sex with who or...................what?
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #71 on: March 15, 2020, 10:01:48 pm »
Quote from: corbe on March 15, 2020, 05:34:19 am
   They own 99.5% of the VJJ, 80% of the money and now your saying they control the means to wipe us from the face of the Earth, that's some scary $hit Dude.
@GtHawk @corbe I wrote 3 "jokes" and they all came out stupid or just too gross.  You should thank me for sparing you and the forum.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #72 on: March 15, 2020, 10:33:47 pm »
Quote from: Once-Ler on March 15, 2020, 10:01:48 pm
@GtHawk @corbe I wrote 3 "jokes" and they all came out stupid or just too gross.  You should thank me for sparing you and the forum.
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Somedays all we have is stupid, are you going to tell me you never woke up that way, I know have/do. Anyway considering what comes out of me sometimes I have no criticism.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #73 on: March 15, 2020, 10:45:25 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on March 15, 2020, 10:33:47 pm
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Somedays all we have is stupid, are you going to tell me you never woke up that way, I know have/do. Anyway considering what comes out of me sometimes I have no criticism.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #74 on: March 16, 2020, 05:11:51 pm »
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What would I, Norm Macdonald do to fight this virus, you ask. Well, number one. KILL ALL BATS"
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Hey, Jake Tapper just said that the Corona Virus DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE. That is the first positive thing I've heard about this virus.

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Another commercial break and another chance to hear Ron Reagan smugly blather that he is not afraid of burning in hell. Perhaps he is a believer but also a super-masochist;

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How would I, Norm Macdonald, fight Climate Change. Well, on Day one I'd get really drunk. But on Day 2 I would make a car that ran on Coronavirus.
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