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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #375 on: May 30, 2020, 09:49:33 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #376 on: May 31, 2020, 07:22:13 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #377 on: May 31, 2020, 07:23:26 pm »
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Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all…do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #378 on: June 01, 2020, 12:04:33 am »
Quote from: corbe on May 30, 2020, 01:37:39 am
   

I should probably be driving to a nearby Austin AutoZone right now, because I need new Fuel Injectors for my Camper Van, I looked online, I got the part# AND they have them in stock.
I saw that meme and immediately thought of the movie Mystery Men and The Sphinx.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #379 on: June 01, 2020, 07:42:44 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #380 on: June 01, 2020, 09:30:45 pm »
Quote from: EasyAce on June 01, 2020, 07:42:44 pm


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #381 on: June 01, 2020, 09:54:48 pm »
   The Church Ladies are not going to like that one @EasyAce  :rolling:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #382 on: June 03, 2020, 03:52:41 pm »
Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments ---

The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"

The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"

The third said " That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.

All they could find was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #383 on: June 03, 2020, 11:38:02 pm »
@corbe

OK,I liked that one.

It would work for Schiff if you changed to "all I found was the Horse's ass,and the big terrified google-eyes."
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #384 on: June 03, 2020, 11:46:24 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on June 03, 2020, 11:38:02 pm
@corbe

OK,I liked that one.

It would work for Schiff if you changed to "all I found was the Horse's ass,and the big terrified google-eyes."

Dittos!  Jolly good show, @corbe!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #385 on: June 04, 2020, 12:28:37 am »
Quote from: corbe on June 03, 2020, 03:52:41 pm
Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments ---

The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"

The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"

The third said " That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.

All they could find was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House!
Well played, Sir, well played!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #386 on: June 05, 2020, 12:16:00 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #387 on: June 05, 2020, 11:59:44 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #388 on: June 06, 2020, 01:59:28 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #389 on: June 06, 2020, 02:01:45 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #390 on: June 06, 2020, 03:45:17 am »
Quote from: corbe on June 06, 2020, 01:59:28 am

What the hell were they thinking, code requires a GFI receptacle within five feet of a sink.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #391 on: June 06, 2020, 07:03:35 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #392 on: June 07, 2020, 12:39:46 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #393 on: June 08, 2020, 08:31:52 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #394 on: June 08, 2020, 09:26:15 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #395 on: June 09, 2020, 06:10:40 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #396 on: June 09, 2020, 09:28:13 pm »
Quote from: corbe on June 09, 2020, 06:10:40 pm

Don't take this personal, butt whoever wrote that meme has some real visual comprehension issues.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #397 on: June 09, 2020, 09:38:16 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on June 09, 2020, 09:28:13 pm
Don't take this personal, butt whoever wrote that meme has some real visual comprehension issues.

Yeah, I don't think Carl's Jr is designing Mickey Dee's cups...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #398 on: June 11, 2020, 06:32:24 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #399 on: June 12, 2020, 03:30:20 pm »
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