Had a buddy with a goofy mop of a poodle...
One day he came in the house acting weird... Took off running like all get out, and ran right into the wall and lay there twitchin...
Took him in for emergency vet care, not knowing what...
Vet said he was lit, and sent my buddy back home to find out what...
After some frantic searching, he found half a brick of black tar heroin out in the yard.
Fifteen hundred dollars later, the dog made it through, though was never the same... nervous twitches and randomly spastic...
The dog's name was Lucky...
LOL! True story.