Today's Toons 11/18/19

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President Trump's ordered attack on al-Baghdadi hideout Saturday was followed the next day by a second attack that killed the ISIS next-command. Both headquarters were then bombed to rubble. The attack has reportedly left ISIS so demoralized that the terrorists have lost their will to die.

The Washington Post eulogized al-Baghdadi Sunday and ripped Trump's use of dogs in the mission. Later, Nats fans booed him for five minutes at the World Series. Who knew Trump could get D.C. Democrats to interrupt baseball, condemn dogs and side with terrorists all in one weekend?

Nancy Pelosi scheduled a vote to expand the House Intel Committee's closed-door impeachment inquiry about Trump's call to Kiev. We're in a race to see if Hillary gets indicted for conspiring with Ukraine to frame Trump before Trump gets impeached for asking Ukraine to look into it. Cable news is now the world's most aggravating reality show, Keeping Up with the Ukrainians.

The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library was saved from the brushfires that came within yards of the structure in Simi Valley. It bears witness to the Gipper's life and conservative principles. As the brushfires neared the Reagan Library, CNN aired a tribute to the Santa Ana winds.

President Trump tweeted that Conan the Military Hero Dog will be flown to the White House for a medal. Conan chased Baghdadi into a cave and cornered him into blowing himself up. The dog's medal ceremony will air live in the U.S. on Fox News, and in North Korea, on the Food Channel.

The Democratic field began to narrow as Texas former Congressman Beto O'Rourke withdrew from the race. It looked bad when with Iowa voters, he was polling zero percent, tied with O'Doul's. So now it looks like Beto will have go door-to-door by himself to gather up all the guns.

The Washington Nationals enjoyed a reception at the White House Monday to celebrate their World Series win. They wore MAGA hats at the podium and thanked Trump for protecting the country. It was the first time in World Series history where the winning team booed their home crowd.

NBC News advised Hillary not to enter the race before Nancy Pelosi's probe gets to the bottom of Ukraine's election meddling on Hillary's behalf in 2016. What do you get when you cross Hillary Clinton with Nancy Pelosi? No one knows because nobody has ever lived past crossing Hillary.

Ronan Farrow was interviewed by Bill Maher on HBO Friday where Farrow said he believes that it may be time to reopen the twenty-year-old Clinton rape allegations. The next morning we learned that the Wallendas aren't the only ones with ice in their veins. Ronan Farrow started his car.

Donald Trump, Jr. lashed back at attacks from hosts of The View where a political career may have been born. Trump reminded Joy Behar she once dressed up in blackface. As a result, Joy Behar could get four-to-eight years as governor of Virginia or Prime Minister of Canada.

Alan Dershowitz explained there's no such law as whistleblower anonymity or obstruction of Congress. He added there's no law against firing an ambassador, or investigating foreign corruption. If they want to impeach Trump, it'll have to be for interfering with a vice president's love for his son.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

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[verga]

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[pookie18]

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[pookie18]

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[Cyber Liberty]

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[Smokin Joe]

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[pookie18]

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[Sarge]

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[pookie18]

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