Today's Toons 11/11/19

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Hillary Clinton called Trump, Jill Stein and Tulsi Gabbard Russian assets on Friday and then hinted Monday she may join the race, I opened for Yakov Smirnov for his award winning PBS special Happily Ever Laughter, which makes me a Russian asset. Think about it, I could be president!

ISIS spiritual leader al-Baghdadi was tracked down and cornered by U.S. Army Rangers inside Russian-held northern Syria on Saturday where he blew himself up as they approached him. Hey, that's show business. One day you're all over the front page, the next day you're all over the pavement.

President Trump ordered Army Rangers to hunt down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi who when cornered blew up himself and three of his kids. The media didn't blink. Fox News said Trump killed the world's worst terrorist and CNN reported that Trump murdered an unarmed father of three.

House Democrats on the Intelligence Committee protested that they were not informed ahead of time of the raid on the ISIS leader and accused Trump of violating protocol. God forbid Trump enjoy a good news day. A lower court just ordered the Trump Administration to un-kill the ISIS leader.

NBA games last week were interrupted by pro-Hong Kong protestors angry over the league's bowing to China's repression. Hong Kong rioters are demanding support from the United States. It's a self-governing former British colony that's now wholly owned by China, and so is Hong Kong.

House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff expressed anger he wasn't told ahead of time about the kill mission in Syria. Trump didn't feel he had any need to inform Schiff of the upcoming raid on the Baghdadi compound. He just figured the Whistleblower would tell him about it.

President Trump was criticized by the media for using graphic language to describe the death of al-Baghdadi. Trump reported that al-Baghdadi died screaming, crying and whimpering before blowing himself to kingdom come. The good news is each of the seventy-two virgins got a piece of him.

FBI former director James Comey told a TV interviewer that if Trump gets re-elected, he will move to New Zealand. Already Barbra Streisand said she'd move to Australia and Rosie O'Donnell vowed to move to Canada. They always protest Trump's racism by threatening to move to the White Dominions.

The Washington Post issued its first headline on the Syria raid Sunday reading that an Austere Muslim Cleric Died in Syria at the Age of Forty-eight, without mentioning the cleric's executions, rapes and slave-taking. Bezos would rather blow himself up than give Trump one good day. The Post obituary failed to mention that Baghdadi and his wives and kids will be laid to rest in the family ocean.

The King James Bible was attacked by theologians Thursday for patriarchy and promotion of religious royalism. Every religion is plagued by political correctness. The new revised terrorist creed says that jihaddists who martyr themselves will be met in Paradise by 72 virgins, one for each gender.

-- Argus Hamilton

[verga]

Thank you for the toons Pookie, especially the Veterans ones.

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie!

[pookie18]

Thank you for the toons Pookie, especially the Veterans ones.

You're welcome, Verga!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Veterans Day toons, Pookie!!!

[ricebug]

G'Veterans day, Pookie!!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Veterans Day toons, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!

[pookie18]

G'Veterans day, Pookie!!

G'Veterans Day, Ricebug!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!