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Today's Toons 11/4/19
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Joe Biden's campaign got bad news when he fell behind Liz Warren in the latest polls. He's dogged by revelations of his son's foreign business deals while he was VP. Hunter Biden will soon be publishing a memoir of his business career, it's called Things My Father Got Me.

President Trump crushed a rally in Dallas to twenty thousand Texans. He pulled off one feat with the audience that amazed me. Any guy who can call off the names of defenders of the Alamo and have Hispanics on their feet cheering has, what we call in Los Angeles, good people skills.

Canadian Prime Minister and Liberal Party leader Justin Trudeau was endorsed by Barack Obama for re-election. His show of support raised concerns. Obama has endorsed Trudeau but still hasn't endorsed Joe Biden, who was just seen headed for WalMart to buy some shoe polish.

Elizabeth Warren evaded questions after the debate whether if she'll raise middle class taxes to pay for her Medicare for All proposal. An independent auditor warned Liz's plan would confiscate so much wealth that everyone might pack up and leave the country. She might be an Indian after all.

President Trump said he may order the White House staff to take a polygraph test to uncover leakers. A polygraph test would also be great for the presidential debates. Of course Joe Biden would misunderstand and think he is taking the Poli-Grip test, and think he'd pass with flying colors.

The NBA season gets started this week under hyper-sensitive conditions. During an exhibition game Monday an NBA player sank a half-court shot just before the buzzer and shouted out loud, woo-hoo! The next day the NBA suspended him for making fun of China's vice-president, Woo Hoo.

Hunter Biden went on ABC and admitted he may have made a mistake joining a gas board in Ukraine, hours before Joe Biden denied his son made any mistakes joining a gas board in Ukraine. The message is clear from the Bidens. We did nothing wrong, and we will never do it again.

The Democratic presidential candidates engaged in a knock-down drag-out debate in Ohio. The candidates were fed questions by anti-Trump reporters from CNN. Earlier that day, the president slapped severe sanctions on Turkey, and CNN reported that Trump canceled Thanksgiving.

Hillary Clinton called Democratic candidate Tulsi Gabbard a Russian agent, prompting Tulsi Gabbard to respond by calling Hillary a crooked, war-crazy old windbag. We all know how this ends. Hillary Clinton just expressed her profound sorrow over Tulsi Gabbard's suicide at 8:30 tonight.

House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore died Saturday at the age of sixty-eight. He was praised as a man of his word. Elijah Cummings once vowed that Donald Trump would never be elected to a second term during his lifetime, and he certainly kept his promise.

The Justice Department launched a criminal probe into the Deep State sabotage of the Trump campaign in 2016 that hatched the Russian collusion hoax. House Democrats are outraged by the grand jury probe. They say, for crying out loud, investigating somebody in secret violates due process.

Adam Schiff's secret impeachment inquiry room was breached by GOP Members demanding open hearings. It never ends. If Trump told Democrats not to jump off the roof, they would promptly jump off the roof, break their leg and then impeach Trump for colluding with gravity.

The New York Post reports that some NYPD detectives have been talking with the Long Island Medium, who holds seances in which she claims she can speak to the dead. That's a stretch. If the Long Island Medium could talk to the dead, Hillary Clinton would have taken her out a long time ago.

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Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2019, 12:39:49 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2019, 01:27:01 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2019, 02:16:29 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2019, 05:10:13 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2019, 05:10:36 pm »
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My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2019, 05:11:01 pm »
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2019, 07:39:40 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2019, 08:33:09 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2019, 08:35:53 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2019, 09:02:42 pm »
Cheers Pookie !
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Exodus 18:21 Furthermore, you shall select out of all the people able men who fear God, men of truth, those who hate dishonest gain; and you shall place these over them as leaders over ....