Author Topic: Today's Toons 11/4/19  (Read 2972 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline pookie18

  • Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 16,913
  • Gender: Male
Today's Toons 11/4/19
« on: November 04, 2019, 05:31:36 AM »












Click below for alternative:










Click below for related story:






Click for Tony's toons:




















Click below for related story:










Click below for related story:


























Click below for related audio:














This Thread Brought To You By The Letters C & L:


In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Joe Biden's campaign got bad news when he fell behind Liz Warren in the latest polls. He's dogged by revelations of his son's foreign business deals while he was VP. Hunter Biden will soon be publishing a memoir of his business career, it's called Things My Father Got Me.

President Trump crushed a rally in Dallas to twenty thousand Texans. He pulled off one feat with the audience that amazed me. Any guy who can call off the names of defenders of the Alamo and have Hispanics on their feet cheering has, what we call in Los Angeles, good people skills.

Canadian Prime Minister and Liberal Party leader Justin Trudeau was endorsed by Barack Obama for re-election. His show of support raised concerns. Obama has endorsed Trudeau but still hasn't endorsed Joe Biden, who was just seen headed for WalMart to buy some shoe polish.

Elizabeth Warren evaded questions after the debate whether if she'll raise middle class taxes to pay for her Medicare for All proposal. An independent auditor warned Liz's plan would confiscate so much wealth that everyone might pack up and leave the country. She might be an Indian after all.

President Trump said he may order the White House staff to take a polygraph test to uncover leakers. A polygraph test would also be great for the presidential debates. Of course Joe Biden would misunderstand and think he is taking the Poli-Grip test, and think he'd pass with flying colors.

The NBA season gets started this week under hyper-sensitive conditions. During an exhibition game Monday an NBA player sank a half-court shot just before the buzzer and shouted out loud, woo-hoo! The next day the NBA suspended him for making fun of China's vice-president, Woo Hoo.

Hunter Biden went on ABC and admitted he may have made a mistake joining a gas board in Ukraine, hours before Joe Biden denied his son made any mistakes joining a gas board in Ukraine. The message is clear from the Bidens. We did nothing wrong, and we will never do it again.

The Democratic presidential candidates engaged in a knock-down drag-out debate in Ohio. The candidates were fed questions by anti-Trump reporters from CNN. Earlier that day, the president slapped severe sanctions on Turkey, and CNN reported that Trump canceled Thanksgiving.

Hillary Clinton called Democratic candidate Tulsi Gabbard a Russian agent, prompting Tulsi Gabbard to respond by calling Hillary a crooked, war-crazy old windbag. We all know how this ends. Hillary Clinton just expressed her profound sorrow over Tulsi Gabbard's suicide at 8:30 tonight.

House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore died Saturday at the age of sixty-eight. He was praised as a man of his word. Elijah Cummings once vowed that Donald Trump would never be elected to a second term during his lifetime, and he certainly kept his promise.

The Justice Department launched a criminal probe into the Deep State sabotage of the Trump campaign in 2016 that hatched the Russian collusion hoax. House Democrats are outraged by the grand jury probe. They say, for crying out loud, investigating somebody in secret violates due process.

Adam Schiff's secret impeachment inquiry room was breached by GOP Members demanding open hearings. It never ends. If Trump told Democrats not to jump off the roof, they would promptly jump off the roof, break their leg and then impeach Trump for colluding with gravity.

The New York Post reports that some NYPD detectives have been talking with the Long Island Medium, who holds seances in which she claims she can speak to the dead. That's a stretch. If the Long Island Medium could talk to the dead, Hillary Clinton would have taken her out a long time ago.

-- Argus Hamilton


Offline Polly Ticks

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,139
  • Gender: Female
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2019, 07:39:49 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

Offline Smokin Joe

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 26,480
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2019, 08:27:01 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression


There are no "Socialists", no "Progressives", only Communists, with every negative image that totalitarianism might muster, demanding fealty and conformity to their views, with a legacy of 150,000,000 dead and counting.

Offline verga

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,603
  • Gender: Male
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2019, 09:16:29 AM »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

Offline pookie18

  • Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 16,913
  • Gender: Male
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2019, 12:10:13 PM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

Offline pookie18

  • Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 16,913
  • Gender: Male
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2019, 12:10:36 PM »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

Offline pookie18

  • Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 16,913
  • Gender: Male
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2019, 12:11:01 PM »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

Offline ricebug

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,529
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2019, 02:39:40 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

Offline pookie18

  • Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 16,913
  • Gender: Male
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2019, 02:52:54 PM »

Offline Sarge

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 314
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2019, 03:33:09 PM »
Thanks Pookie!
RIP Chopper 5-7-13 to 1-19-16

Offline pookie18

  • Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 16,913
  • Gender: Male
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2019, 03:35:53 PM »
Thanks Pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Sarge!

Offline Sighlass

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,687
  • Christian, WODer, NeverTrumper+Scum! Offended Yet?
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2019, 04:02:42 PM »
Cheers Pookie !
Older men are to be temperate, dignified, self controlled, and sound in faith, love and perseverance. - Titus 2:2

Offline pookie18

  • Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 16,913
  • Gender: Male
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2019, 04:26:25 PM »
Cheers Pookie !

OK, @Sighlass! Thanks for the request...

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1

Offline Sighlass

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,687
  • Christian, WODer, NeverTrumper+Scum! Offended Yet?
Re: Today's Toons 11/4/19
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2019, 02:01:07 AM »
OK, @Sighlass! Thanks for the request...

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1


What you don't know is due to you we ran across this song recently... and my son had (HAD) to have it... every so often I hear him playing it.
Older men are to be temperate, dignified, self controlled, and sound in faith, love and perseverance. - Titus 2:2


Share me

Digg  Facebook  SlashDot  Delicious  Technorati  Twitter  Google  Yahoo
Smf