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Today's Toons 10/21/19
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The Christian Science Monitor asked for less vulgar language in political discourse on cable TV. The same day, scientists announced they've just invented a wristband which emits an electric shock to your body whenever you say a curse word. The news left Robert DeNiro speechless.

The University of Edinburgh will be hosting a forum in which white people are not allowed to ask any questions at the event. The format is gaining popularity on the left. House Democrats are currently hosting a forum in which white people aren't allowed to ask any questions about the Bidens.

Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders felt chest pains and checked into the Las Vegas Sunrise Hospital. It's the hospital where your odds of living are posted on the board at the Caesar's Palace sports book. Doctors say Bernie's in good spirits but soon he'll be back to his old self.

Jerry Jones mocked the NFL referees who flagged his coach for unsportsmanlike conduct for cussing at the referees when a big penalty was called against the Dallas Cowboys. Jones is facing a huge fine. Apparently, Trump's not enough, the whistleblowers are now going after Trump supporters.

Hillary Clinton called Trump an illegitimate president while giving TV interviews to promote her book. She still has a legal cloud over her head. If Trump really wants to lock Hillary up, he should just give her a job in the Trump administration and the House Democrats will do it for him.

President Trump spoke with reporters and tore into House Democrats and the media over their mania to make his call to Ukraine a scandal. It's nuts. I'd give anything for the House impeachment hearings to formally begin by somebody asking AOC to point out Ukraine on the map.

Democratic Socialist candidate Bernie Sanders checked out of the hospital in Las Vegas l after suffering a heart attack while campaigning in Nevada. He'll be in the presidential debate. Bernie's prognosis is for a full recovery, which is a lot more than you can say for his economic plan.

NBC News quoted the whistle-blower's lawyer saying that a second whistleblower has come forward to rat out Trump to the Intelligence Committee. It sounds less like evidence than commentary. The whistleblower didn't overhear Trump's phone call to Ukraine, but he watches CNN.

Bernie Sanders was in Nevada when chest pains forced him into the hospital where a surgeon put in two stents. Bernie's hospital room is filled with flowers, balloons and cards. Hillary was nice enough to have a double-chili dog with onions and an order of steak fries delivered to him personally.

The NBA apologized to China after a Houston Rockets GM tweeted his support for the Hong Kong protestors. That's a total abdication of Anglo-American values. The NBA is also apologizing in advance to North Korea, Iran, Iraq, and any other repressive regimes they could make money from.

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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2019, 08:33:09 am »
Thank you Pookie !
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2019, 08:35:11 am »
Quote from: Sighlass on October 21, 2019, 08:33:09 am
Thank you Pookie !

You're welcome, Sighlass!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2019, 11:34:11 am »
Best way to start a new week, thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2019, 12:15:03 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2019, 02:23:17 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2019, 03:02:46 pm »
Quote from: verga on October 21, 2019, 11:34:11 am
Best way to start a new week, thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2019, 03:05:29 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on October 21, 2019, 12:15:03 pm
Thanks, Pookie!



You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks (They shoulda chopped the Cardinals when they had the chance...)
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2019, 03:06:22 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 21, 2019, 02:23:17 pm
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2019, 03:37:43 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on October 21, 2019, 03:05:29 pm
You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks (They shoulda chopped the Cardinals when they had the chance...)

Yep.  Oh well, hopefully, like Bobby Cox, we'll be back!  #ChopOn
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2019, 04:53:46 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/21/19
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