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Today's Toons 10/14/19
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Nancy Pelosi threw down the gauntlet Wednesday and announced House Democrats will hold an impeachment probe of President Trump. It's nothing they haven't already been doing for the past two and a half years. I think the biggest news all week is that Ukraine has reliable phone service.

House Democrats moved to impeach Trump for intriguing with Ukraine to expose Joe Biden's Ukraine intrigue. It gets sillier each minute. A second transcript has emerged of Trump asking Trudeau on the phone if wearing blackface helps your jokes get bigger laughs from a white audience.

House Democrats claimed that Trump offered Ukraine's president military aid then asked him for dirt on Hunter Biden. He'd snared two huge lucrative deals with Ukraine and China while his father was the VP. Liz Warren doesn't have a drop of Indian blood and even she can read those smoke signals.

President Trump is cited by Democrats for checking on Ukraine's probe into Joe Biden's son Hunter. He was busted out of the Navy for drug use in 2014 and landed on the board of a Ukraine energy company. The only thing Hunter Biden knows about energy is that cocaine gives him lots of it.

Nancy Pelosi's impeachment inquiry got underway which differs from impeachment investigation. An inquiry doesn't allow any Republican witnesses. I just hate playing Monopoly with House Democrats because they always want to just keep rolling the dice until they get what they want.

Hillary Clinton went on CBS Good Morning and stated that Trump is self-destructing because he had a guilty conscience about stealing the 2016 election. The opera just never ends with her. Would somebody PLEASE give Hillary a participation trophy so she'll think she won something?

Hillary Clinton granted TV interviews last weekend ahead of her listening tour and her rage at Trump is still evident. Once during therapy, Hillary's analyst suggested she write a letter to all the people she hates and then burn them. It was too late when she discovered that the analyst meant the letters.

Elizabeth Warren admitted she might have to overcome lingering sexism to get elected president. How sexist is this country? Cheating to get your daughter into college gets you jail time while cheating to get your son a high-paying job in Ukraine can get you nominated for president.

Adam Schiff opened by making up the dialogue of what Trump said to Ukraine's president, as if he were a mob boss, then said it was parody. Scarlett Johansson just called wanting to make love to me. Okay it was the power company threatening to cut off my electricity, but my parody is much better.

Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren began to move ahead of Joe Biden in the polls as she strives to widen her voting base. She's begun reaching out directly to Biden's African-American voters. Warren now admits she was never Cherokee, it turns out she's a Blackfoot.

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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2019, 09:51:26 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2019, 10:14:10 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2019, 12:26:28 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2019, 03:16:36 pm »
Thanks Pookie!!!  I love the Monday extras with Argus!  He runs in the local newspaper I started getting a month ago, but he must be prolific because I never see repeats.
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2019, 04:46:07 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2019, 04:49:54 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 14, 2019, 09:51:26 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2019, 04:50:15 pm »
Quote from: verga on October 14, 2019, 10:14:10 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2019, 04:50:59 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on October 14, 2019, 12:26:28 pm
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/19
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2019, 04:51:27 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on October 14, 2019, 03:16:36 pm
Thanks Pookie!!!  I love the Monday extras with Argus!  He runs in the local newspaper I started getting a month ago, but he must be prolific because I never see repeats.

My pleasure, as ever, CL!
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