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Today's Toons 9/9/19
« on: September 09, 2019, 04:13:06 AM »
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The New York Times editor told reporters the newspaper is switching its anti-Trump line to claiming he's a racist every day. The editor said the Times is dropping the claim that Russia won the election for Trump. Hillary Clinton is so upset that Robert Mueller was just put on suicide watch.

President Trump filled up another arena for a campaign speech Thursday, attracting eighteen thousand to see him. Down the street, Joe Biden drew thirty people to his speech, which was nice. After the rally, Joe took the crowd to Baskin and Robbins and bought each of them a different flavor.

Trump said Jews who vote for Democrats are disloyal to Israel Tuesday due to the anti-Israel House Democrats pushing a Muslim agenda. CNN quoted Trump saying Jews were being disloyal to America by voting Democrat. Trump could have killed Hitler and CNN would call him a Germaphobe.

The Democratic presidential candidates split their time campaigning in Iowa, South Carolina and New Hampshire. In the race for the nomination, their elbows are starting to fly. Bernie Sanders is considering identifying as a woman in order to get back the Elizabeth Warren votes.

Jeffrey Epstein's fellow underage sex crime participants were warned by the Attorney General they'll be prosecuted. Few people believe he took his own life. The Medical Examiner ruled Epstein's death was a suicide caused by hanging, more specifically hanging around with the Clintons.

The New York Post reports that Jeffrey Epstein's body will be given a second and independent autopsy to get a second opinion on whether his death was by suicide or murder. Following that, they decided to play Epstein's favorite Bach Cantata at his funeral. Naturally it's the one in A Minor.

President Trump said Thursday he's enjoyed becoming his own press spokesman to the White House press corps every day but he needs to be better prepared. A reporter informed him on Friday the Amazon was being destroyed by a fire, and Trump replied swiftly in three words. Screw Jeff Bezos.

Bill Clinton got some good news on his seventy-third birthday as the Democratic candidates avoid him, regarding his endorsement as Me Too poison. The good news is, Showtime is going to make a mini-series based upon Bill's recently-published crime novel. It's called My Life with Hillary.

Bernie Sanders was victimized by a stunt gone wrong Thursday when he was hit in the face by a punching bag he'd just slugged in a gym. You have to admit Democrats are connected. Bernie Sanders gets smashed in the head, and several states away, Joe Biden forgets what he's talking about.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was accused of having an affair with her political consultant by the political consultant's estranged wife in court documents. I'm not sure how Sharia law comes down on this. Ilhan swears she's not dating the consultant, insisting that she loves him like a brother.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2019, 07:30:07 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2019, 10:39:49 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2019, 10:50:02 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2019, 10:50:23 AM »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

Offline conservativevoter

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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2019, 11:48:50 AM »
These toons are indeed mesmerizing!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2019, 11:52:16 AM »
These toons are indeed mesmerizing!

 tri22

Don't stare at it/them too long...

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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2019, 12:32:33 PM »
Thanks for the Moon Daeg toons, Pookie!  Love the Argus Extras.  My local pulp newspaper carries him, too!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2019, 12:54:18 PM »
Thanks for the Moon Daeg toons, Pookie!  Love the Argus Extras.  My local pulp newspaper carries him, too!

You're welcome, as always, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2019, 02:13:51 PM »
Hope your weekend was a good one Pookie !
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/19
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2019, 02:15:51 PM »
Hope your weekend was a good one Pookie !

Thanks, Sighlass!


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