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Today's Toons 9/5/19
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2019, 10:30:26 am »


Wanna bet the media gets it wrong?

Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2019, 10:34:13 am »


Wanna bet the media gets it wrong?

Thanks, pookie!

Some on purpose ;-)

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2019, 10:51:17 am »

Anonymous Sources tell me that Trump travelled to Russia many times
To have sex with Putin, and a bunch of 10 year old boys and girls.
We at MSNBC cannot prove that this did not happen...

Also, Trump is a space alien! Try. Go ahead! Try to prove that he is NOT a space alien.
We here at MSNBC can say anything we want.
It's up you and our Republican target of the day, whomever they may be, to prove it isn't true.

YES! YES!
Trump equals sex with Putin!
Trump equals sex with little boys!
I will stake my(our, MSNBC) reputation on it!
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2019, 11:10:04 am »
Anonymous Sources tell me that Trump travelled to Russia many times
To have sex with Putin, and a bunch of 10 year old boys and girls.
We at MSNBC cannot prove that this did not happen...

Also, Trump is a space alien! Try. Go ahead! Try to prove that he is NOT a space alien.
We here at MSNBC can say anything we want.
It's up you and our Republican target of the day, whomever they may be, to prove it isn't true.

YES! YES!
Trump equals sex with Putin!
Trump equals sex with little boys!
I will stake my(our, MSNBC) reputation on it!

Nice use of Mad Libs, 240B!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2019, 12:54:40 pm »
Thank you Pookie Happy Odinson day to you
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2019, 05:19:25 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

I hope you're having a splendid day.   happy77
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2019, 05:32:09 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

I hope you're having a splendid day.   happy77

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks! So far, so good, thanks...

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2019, 05:33:32 pm »
Is it a lie? The "I want to think about it" sales ...
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2019, 05:34:48 pm »

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2019, 06:33:13 am »
Is it a lie? The "I want to think about it" sales ...
He was pointing at Helen Thomas when he said that.

Then, for some unknown reason, he uttered Monica's name.... :whistle:
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/19
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2019, 08:18:44 am »
He was pointing at Helen Thomas when he said that.

Then, for some unknown reason, he uttered Monica's name.... :whistle: