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Today's Toons 9/2/19
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The Transportation Department predicted a record amount of travel on Labor Day. I'm going to drive down to Mexico to vote in their election and demand free health care while I wave the U.S. flag. If they refuse, I'm going to riot, attack their police and sue them. Are you up for a road trip?

New York Democrats are circulating a petition to try to re-name the street that runs by Trump Tower to Obama Avenue. However, New York City rules state that streets can only be named after dead people. So the avenue could be re-named for Obama very soon if he has any dirt on the Clintons.

Donald Trump praised the Coast Guard for trying to halt the flow of contraband. Last week they searched a narco-sub headed for Santa Monica and found two-hundred-thirty million dollars in cocaine. Unfortunately they came up empty-handed, the plastic straws were in the other sub.

New York Times reporter James Stewart wrote about his interview last year with Jeffrey Epstein, who boasted of all the dirt he has on powerful people. Epstein once went on a humanitarian mission to Africa with Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey. Let's guess, it was called No Child's Behind Left Alone.

Iowa polls shows Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris gaining support with Democrats and it's obvious why. One candidate claimed to be an Indian but is white while the other is half-Asian but advertises herself as black. If they're the ticket there's nothing you can say that won't be offensive.

CNN's Chris Cuomo ripped into a heckler who called him Fredo, after the weak brother in The Godfather. The too-funny part is, Cuomo ordered the man to stop using Italian stereotypes or he'd break his legs. Relax Cuomo, if we learned one thing this past week, it's better to be Fredo than pedo.

The New York Times reports liberal Democrats are pushing for an Elizabeth Warren-Kamala Harris ticket. Elizabeth Warren is an Anglo-Saxon who pretended to be an Indian while Kamala Harris is half-Asian who portrays herself as black. Now there's a fusion restaurant nobody asked for.

The New York Times admitted that polls show millions of Americans who didn't like Trump like him now. That doesn't mean he'll win. All the Democrats have to do is convince one hundred and fifty million voters who never before had it so good in their lives that the time for change is now.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2019, 07:47:33 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2019, 08:15:05 AM »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2019, 11:00:23 AM »
Yaaay!  The Monday return!  Thanks for the Toons, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2019, 11:20:08 AM »
G'day,Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2019, 11:37:25 AM »
Yaaay!  The Monday return!  Thanks for the Toons, Pookie!!

My pleasure, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2019, 03:56:18 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2019, 04:03:59 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2019, 11:47:16 PM »
Late Bump... Thanks Pookie !
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2019, 04:05:52 AM »
Late Bump... Thanks Pookie !

My pleasure, as ever, Sighlass!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2019, 07:43:42 AM »
A slightly belated thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/19
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2019, 10:37:56 AM »
A slightly belated thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!


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