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Offline Elderberry

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Chocolate Penis Spells Trouble in Waco
« on: August 28, 2019, 01:30:46 am »
Paradise in Hell.net  7/31/2019

The Waco Tribune-Herald reports that Thomas Gourneau of Cedar Hill has been charged with criminal harassment after sending a penis-shaped chocolate candy bar to a McLennan County Sheriff’s employee.  The prank, which targeted Tracy Chance who formerly worked for the Sheriff and is now a jailer, was based on a romantic rivalry between the two men over Gourneau dating Chance’s ex-wife.

The posting of the problematic pecker has been turned into a criminal case by an overzealous prosecutor likely because the target worked in law enforcement.  Even though there are allegations of long-standing animosity between Gourneau and Chance, it is hard to imagine that a local DA would be interested in such antics if the target of the prank had not been working for the Sheriff.  The chocolate cock was sent anonymously, so it required actual detective work investigating Gourneau’s bank and credit card records.  Red is glad to see that the McLennan County Sheriff and DA are doing God’s work after completely botching the prosecution of bikers in the wake of the fatal Twin Peaks shootout.  But it’s no laughing matter for Gourneau who faces up so six months in jail and a $2000 fine for his actions in sending the delicious dick to Chance.

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Re: Chocolate Penis Spells Trouble in Waco
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2019, 01:33:13 am »
The end of the world is at hand.  If Waco is going PC we're sunk.

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Re: Chocolate Penis Spells Trouble in Waco
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2019, 06:20:29 am »
The end of the world is at hand.  If Waco is going PC we're sunk.
Well, they have to prosecute someone after the Twin Peaks massacre.

Maybe it lost something in the heat....
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Re: Chocolate Penis Spells Trouble in Waco
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2019, 01:30:00 pm »
Well, they have to prosecute someone after the Twin Peaks massacre.

Maybe it lost something in the heat....

Good point.  And, it has been very hot.