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Today's Toons 8/26/19
« on: August 26, 2019, 04:16:04 AM »


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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Trump's attempt to unify the country in El Paso was drowned out by all the partisan charges of racism. It wears you down. Yesterday at the San Diego Zoo, the Polar Bear apologized to the Brown Bears and the Black Bears, and to all the animals of color for his problematic whiteness.

Democratic candidate Julian Castro's brother Joaquin published the names and employers of Trump's donors in San Antonio. That's a breach of highly personal information that's protected by privacy laws. Facebook immediately offered to name Joaquin Castro their Texas District Manager.

Jeffrey Epstein hung himself with a bed sheet around his neck Saturday, leaving federal prison officials furious. He was the most closely guarded prisoner in the federal system. After spending eight hours considering every possibility, David Copperfield gave up and asked Hillary how she did it.

President Trump tweeted his suspicions about Jeffrey Epstein's suicide Sunday, then re-tweeted a charge the Clintons were behind it. There's a motive for suicide. My theory is that while in jail Epstein converted to Islam, then martyred himself so he could continue his crime spree in the afterlife.

President Trump arrived in Long Island Friday for a major GOP fundraiser for his re-election campaign hosted by Equinox Gyms owner Steven Ross. It triggered angry calls for boycotts by Democrats. In a moving act of self-denial, Michael Moore canceled his gym membership at Equinox.

Fox News interviewed a federal warden who said Jeffrey Epstein being given enough privacy to kill himself or get murdered is unexplainable. He'd partied with many powerful people he could destroy with his testimony. The guard assigned to watch Epstein died in a traffic accident tomorrow.

Billionaire pedophile Jeffery Epstein was pronounced dead Saturday after guards found him hanging in his cell with a rolled up bed sheet tied in a noose around his neck. It appears he was acting as his own lawyer. Epstein faced forty-five years in prison and settled for a suspended sentence.

President Trump responded to Joe Biden's senior moments onstage Saturday by confiding to reporters that Joe is not playing with a full deck, which may play to his advantage. Thank God that Joe Biden's memory is gone. It may be the only reason the Clintons and Obama haven't killed him.

A Southern California man last week went on a convenience store knifing rampage as he was robbing several convenience stores in Orange County. Brandishing his knife the guy stabbed four people to death and wounded two more. It sounds like the anti-gun message is finally getting through.

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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2019, 04:32:53 AM »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:
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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2019, 04:34:27 AM »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2019, 06:55:18 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2019, 08:43:52 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

I have to admit, though, that I'm more worried about this woman's deformed arm/hand than I am about her showering habits!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2019, 10:05:27 AM »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2019, 10:06:51 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

I have to admit, though, that I'm more worried about this woman's deformed arm/hand than I am about her showering habits!



You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks! What arm? ;-)

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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2019, 02:40:46 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2019, 09:16:09 PM »
Thanks Pookie!  Back from road trip!   :patriot:
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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2019, 01:39:45 AM »
Hope your weekend was a great one Pookie !
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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2019, 06:31:33 AM »
Thanks Pookie!  Back from road trip!   :patriot:

My pleasure, as ever & welcome back, Sarge!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/26/19
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2019, 06:31:58 AM »
Hope your weekend was a great one Pookie !

Thanks, Sighlass!


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