« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2019, 11:55:55 am »
Should we call that "Slide's Rule?"
If you please.:) :) :)
I have a cousin that had problems in HS. He was lean and small
and had been beaten frequently at and around the school. He
was about 5' 10" and 140 pounds.
One day it occurred to him. Kick them directly in the face. He was
dating a girl who had dated the football captain. The captain had
organized his capture by other members of the team.
In the meantime, the captain waited in the car. Poor choice. My
cousin surprised him, opened the car door and literally kicked the
piss out of his face in the confined quarters. After that when he
walked the hall everyone stepped aside.
The face is a very good alternative to the groin as it shows its
results for everyone to see. I would recommend hard souls like
the Stacys that my cousin wore. Tennis shoes don't have quite
the necessary effect.
He is a very bright man, focused, and works in middle management
in Columbus. He was adopted as an infant and was given my
grandfathers name. At my Aunts funeral, he said that he was grateful
that after he was thrown out as a piece of trash that he was taken in
by fine people and made welcome in our family. Yes. They spoiled him.
He is especially close to my brother.
Shoes work too.
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