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ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

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Re: CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2019, 10:27:21 PM »
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"premature involuntary dirt nap syndrome"
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Re: CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2019, 10:28:54 PM »
Funny how that works,huh?

I am guessing this is because they get so depressed at the mere thought the Saintly Clint-Roids have dirt.
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Re: CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2019, 10:31:02 PM »
God bless the Bee. :yowsa:
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Re: CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2019, 10:33:28 PM »
I figured that had to be the Bee....  even without seeing a link....  someone call snopes right away!!

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Re: CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2019, 10:48:00 PM »
I figured that had to be the Bee....  even without seeing a link....  someone call snopes right away!!

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Re: CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2019, 10:57:53 PM »
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I'm a little surprised they didn't mention how these people tend to find really inventive ways to kill themselves, too.


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