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Today's Toons 7/29/19
« on: July 29, 2019, 04:13:53 AM »






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(Thank you, cartoonist Rex May)

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Wall Street billionaire Jeffrey Epstein pleaded not guilty in New York federal court Monday to engaging in sex and sex trafficking with minors. The FBI is looking for more underage sex victims of the Epstein case to come forward. They've even set up a toll-free number, which is 1-800-CLINTON.

Democratic presidential candidate and front-runner Joe Biden released his tax returns for last year which showed that Joe earned sixteen million dollars in income last year. That's eighty times more money than he ever earned in one year his entire life. He's running against the Trump economy.

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused Speaker Nancy Pelosi of racism while grandstanding uninvited at a committee hearing on U.S. border conditions. Her behavior has many voters in her district embarrassed and dismayed. How drunk do you have to be to elect your bartender?

Nancy Pelosi advised illegal aliens who've been ordered deported not to answer the door when ICE comes knocking. There's an answer to every tactic. Ten bucks says that today ICE agents are sweeping through East L.A. neighborhoods disguised as the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol.

President Trump angered liberals by ordering ICE to start rounding up illegals who have been ordered by a judge back to their countries. The government has been making life in Hollywood intolerable. No plastic straws for our cocaine and, starting yesterday, no Mexicans to clean our pools.

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar claimed in their press conference they represent Americans who are overlooked and disregarded because of their minority status. I myself have Mexican blood. It's on my front bumper, but that's a police matter.

Hillary Clinton gave a speech so strong in New Hampshire. It gave reporters the feeling Hillary is thinking about running for president. The path isn't exactly strewn with roses. Right now, Bill Clinton has to be worrying that Jeffrey Epstein is going to throw him under the school bus.

-- Argus Hamilton

What's the difference between ET and an illegal alien? ET learned English and wanted to go home.

Dem candidates call for the Beatles' song 'Get Back' and the 'White Album' to be banned; surviving two white guys of the group must pay reparations.



(Thank you, Vulcan)

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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/19
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2019, 07:48:19 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/19
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2019, 10:16:20 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/19
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2019, 11:20:00 AM »
It's the start of a new week of Pookie Toons!  Yaaaay!  Thanks Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/19
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2019, 11:21:20 AM »
It's the start of a new week of Pookie Toons!  Yaaaay!  Thanks Pookie!!

My pleasure, CL! (it already 20% over)

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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/19
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2019, 12:45:33 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/19
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2019, 01:09:25 PM »
Thanks Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/19
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2019, 01:46:20 PM »
Thanks Pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Sarge!


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