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Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« on: July 20, 2019, 01:16:49 pm »

Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
Anthony Watts / 20 hours ago July 19, 2019   

From the ‘climate change is the universal boogeyman’ department comes this ridiculous claim from the National Resources Defense Council (NRDC)

Now the left wants to tell us how to wipe, and people aren’t having it. Some of the responses are hilarious, others are in the vein of “WTF is wrong with you people?”. They’ve really stepped in it this time.

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/07/19/friday-funny-nrdc-now-its-toilet-paper-causing-climate-change/
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2019, 04:48:16 pm »
Well, if they don't use toilet paper, we'll catch wind of them.

More likely, though, they will think theirs doesn't stink, and continue to use what they want while trying their d@mndest to deprive everyone else of it, whatever it is.

Maybe they are just trying to prepare everyone for the "Socialism" they are so in league with.
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2019, 08:30:21 pm »
I need to start taking notes:

* Every person with pale skin is a racist;

* Every male is a rapist or future rapist;

* Every gun owner is a crazed killer or future crazed killer;

* Everything done by humans causes global warming.

Did I miss anything?
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2019, 08:45:44 pm »
Quote from: PeteS in CA on July 20, 2019, 08:30:21 pm
I need to start taking notes:

* Every person with pale skin is a racist;

* Every male is a rapist or future rapist;

* Every gun owner is a crazed killer or future crazed killer;

* Everything done by humans causes global warming.

Did I miss anything?

White people have dogs because they miss having slaves?
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2019, 10:09:49 pm »
I ASSume these morons are unaware that at least here in America there are trees planted as a sustainable crop to supply the wood pulp for paper products. So those that believe that ridiculous photo is proof of deforestation, for toilet paper no less, should from this day forward use only leaves to wipe with, oh wait...............
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2019, 11:21:00 pm »
Sorry, NRDC, but not using TP simply is not an option.
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2019, 12:47:48 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 20, 2019, 04:48:16 pm

Maybe they are just trying to prepare everyone for the "Socialism" they are so in league with.

BINGO!
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2019, 08:29:02 am »
Quote from: GtHawk on July 20, 2019, 10:09:49 pm
I ASSume these morons are unaware that at least here in America there are trees planted as a sustainable crop to supply the wood pulp for paper products. So those that believe that ridiculous photo is proof of deforestation, for toilet paper no less, should from this day forward use only leaves to wipe with, oh wait...............
You're right. Save trees. Use Poison Ivy!
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2019, 09:04:02 am »
Quote from: PeteS in CA on July 20, 2019, 08:30:21 pm
I need to start taking notes:

* Every person with pale skin is a racist;

* Every male is a rapist or future rapist;

* Every gun owner is a crazed killer or future crazed killer;

* Everything done by humans causes global warming.

Did I miss anything?

Every straight person is a homo-phobe. [You can extend this to everything they don't like, if you don't approve, you're scared of it]

Every Christian is a Bush lover.  [If you don't get this one, stick around for awhile, you will]
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2019, 03:49:06 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 21, 2019, 08:29:02 am
You're right. Save trees. Use Poison Ivy!

Need to get them to start using Kudzu.
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Re: Friday Funny – @NRDC Now it’s toilet paper causing ‘climate change’
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2019, 04:25:55 am »
Quote from: thackney on July 21, 2019, 03:49:06 pm
Need to get them to start using Kudzu.
Just convince them smoking it will get them high. Problem solved.
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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