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Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« on: June 29, 2019, 09:55:06 pm »

Just D@mn!

Went to the store today.

Slipped on the floor.

Tried to catch myself by grabbing a shelf but my feet flew out from beneath me anyway.
I hit the side of my head on the shelf and banged my arm on the floor in such a manner as to twist my shoulder and hurt my elbow.
(Big time swelling)

Neck started hurting an hour later, (From head being banged on shelf?).

Store (Kroger) has the report.

I had just grabbed a thing of dawn when I noticed a "Caution, Wet Floor" sign ahead.

Thinking that the Wet Floor was on the 'other side' of the warning, I didn't have time to realize that ... "I was slipping on the Wet Floor already!"
(The sign was on the other side of the spill.)

I was a little dazed and on my @zz as I looked around and wondered what had happened! :shrug:

I couldn't understand what I could have slipped on, What was So slippery if it wasn't ball bearings?  :pondering:

To my left and beneath me was a yellow puddle.

Talk about embarrassing ... I couldn't believe that I must have slipped in my own pee!? :dammit:
(Even at my age, 67, you know when you have to pee?)

Thankfully it was just a puddle of yellow colored dish soap.

Well, that was my day .. How was yours?  :beer:
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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2019, 10:04:09 pm »
Did you go to the hospital and get checked out...especially with that bump on the head...

Since you filed a report at Kroger's you better go see a Dr asap
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2019, 10:09:59 pm »
They apparently tried cleaning up the soap..explains the floor is wet sign but they missed some of it if you still slipped and you still noticed a yellow substance on the floor..
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2019, 10:12:54 pm »

Well, that was my day .. How was yours?  :beer:

I hate it when that happens  **nononono*
 :laugh:

What @mystery-ak  said...
But I will add a chiropractor.
About the first thing I'd try.

Or bronc-riding. That'll straighten you out too.  :laugh:

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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2019, 10:26:55 pm »
As you now know from first hand experience, dish washing soap on the floor can be VERY slippery!!

I have had that experience as well...

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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2019, 10:31:12 pm »
Did you go to the hospital and get checked out...especially with that bump on the head...

Since you filed a report at Kroger's you better go see a Dr asap

Ditto that.

Last year I got a foot caught in a stirrup of a 'hawaiian sun chair' in our backyard a went down hard flat on my back. Took me three months to fully recover, think I broke a rib.

But an old friend of mine, 57 yrs old, died of a ruptured spleen a few weeks ago so best not mess around.

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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2019, 10:45:03 pm »
As you now know from first hand experience, dish washing soap on the floor can be VERY slippery!!

I have had that experience as well...


Yup, pulled a groin muscle when I got caught up in a spill.  Couldn't have sex for a month. 
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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2019, 11:14:01 pm »
Glad you are still ok ... that was a "close" one... (ok, best I could do on short notice)...

Been doing some roof work for sister last few days (ok, I am slow, over a week)... been real careful cause I don't fall like I use to... at one time I could jump off a roof with no damage, not anymore. Banged my knee other day, bleed like a son of a gun (blood thinners)...
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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2019, 11:20:05 pm »
Did you go to the hospital and get checked out...especially with that bump on the head...

Since you filed a report at Kroger's you better go see a Dr asap
@mystery-ak

The store asked if I wanted them to call the paramedics but I said no.

I just didn't see what they (the paramedics) could do?
(I don't think that they could x-ray my arm or head or shoulder.)

I haven't been to a doctor or hospital in over 40 years and I have no idea on how to use my medicare without knowing where to find a doctor.

If my pain(s) get any worse, I guess that on Monday I'll try Patient First Med Center?
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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2019, 11:33:58 pm »
Ditto that.

Last year I got a foot caught in a stirrup of a 'hawaiian sun chair' in our backyard a went down hard flat on my back. Took me three months to fully recover, think I broke a rib.

But an old friend of mine, 57 yrs old, died of a ruptured spleen a few weeks ago so best not mess around.

I had to look the Hawaiian sun chair up.  Looks dangerous. 

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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2019, 11:36:51 pm »
@mystery-ak

The store asked if I wanted them to call the paramedics but I said no.

I just didn't see what they (the paramedics) could do?
(I don't think that they could x-ray my arm or head or shoulder.)

I haven't been to a doctor or hospital in over 40 years and I have no idea on how to use my medicare without knowing where to find a doctor.

If my pain(s) get any worse, I guess that on Monday I'll try Patient First Med Center?

I wish you would have let Krogers call an ambulance then and there...you should have been checked out right away..now that you declined, probably in front of witnesses..if you get worse from one of your injuries Kroger will just say...*hey he was fine when he left and declined medical attention*


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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2019, 11:39:59 pm »


              You need to contact a Lawyer, ASAP!
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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2019, 12:29:42 am »
Couldn't have sex for a month.

So you sprained your wrist too?

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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2019, 12:34:04 am »
I haven't been to a doctor or hospital in over 40 years and I have no idea on how to use my medicare without knowing where to find a doctor.

If my pain(s) get any worse, I guess that on Monday I'll try Patient First Med Center?

You can walk into any hospital. any doctor on duty can assess whether it is legit for medicare/caid

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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2019, 01:14:14 am »
So you sprained your wrist too?

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Re: Not Slipping On Pee! (lol)
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2019, 08:04:43 am »
I hate it when that happens  **nononono*
 :laugh:



Or bronc-riding. That'll straighten you out too.  :laugh:
Yeah. they'll align most of the rest when they set the fractures... :thud:
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« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2019, 10:07:56 am »
Yeah. they'll align most of the rest when they set the fractures... :thud:

Alright... but usually only a few fractures...  :laugh:

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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2019, 10:48:53 am »


              You need to contact a Lawyer, ASAP!

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« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2019, 06:01:08 pm »
So you sprained your wrist too?

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