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Today's Toons 6/10/19
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(Thank you, cartoonist Rex May)

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The SAT test will include an Adversity Score to determine a student's socio-economic background and have that factor into their college eligibility. Everyone wants it to be fair to the disadvantaged. The test will ask students if their mother was the lead on a hit TV series or simply a supporting actress.

New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio joined the presidential race Thursday competing with the other socialist, Bernie Sanders. A victory by either of these two candidates would produce a real nightmare in my racket. Jokes about socialism aren't funny unless the government says they're funny.

The World Health Organization published a new survey to measure how the obesity epidemic is sweeping the world and which countries are the most affected. It shows that Mexicans have replaced the Americans as the world's most obese people. That's because they're all living here.

Disneyland and Disneyworld will not allow presidential campaigning in their parks this year. However with the 2020 campaign starting to heat up, Disney did cave in to partisan pressure and agreed to re-name Donald Duck simply Duck. To balance things out, Goofy will be re-named Biden.

Joe Biden's huge lead over the Democratic field suggested that mainstream voters are drawn to a centrist Democrat, not socialists. There's a new drinking game sweeping the country. Every time Elizabeth Warren proposes a new free government program you drink someone else's beer.

The former FBI Director on CNN last week began dodging responsibility for the false information in the FISA warrant against the Trump campaign that launched the Russia probe. He shifted the blame to the CIA. James Comey insists he did everything by the book, and he did, if that book is 1984.

The Sacramento Bee reports that California legislators are working on revolutionary health legislation that gives illegal aliens health care coverage. In fact, it would give illegal aliens the same health care coverage available to Californians. If that doesn't get them to leave, nothing will.

U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez decreed the correct vegetables for working people to grow in community gardens. She said not to grow cauliflower because it represents colonialism and thus is a white vegetable. So is Joe Biden, senorita, and he's leading by twenty points in the polls.

Advertising Age predicts four billion dollars will be spent on political ads the next two years. When I was 12, political ads warned if you voted for Goldwater, we would get a ground war in Vietnam and race riots. Forty million Americans voted for Goldwater and the ads turned out to be right on the nose.

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Offline niobe527

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2019, 07:30:53 AM »
good morning pookie

Offline pookie18

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2019, 07:32:38 AM »
good morning pookie

Mornin', Niobe!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2019, 11:14:49 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!!!  Great toons today!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2019, 11:16:31 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!!!  Great toons today!

You're welcome & glad you liked 'em, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2019, 12:24:54 PM »
G'day,Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2019, 12:43:00 PM »

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2019, 01:18:30 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2019, 01:28:48 PM »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2019, 01:47:13 PM »
   Great Selection @pookie18
   Thanks for sharing with us.
No government in the 6,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2019, 01:49:34 PM »
   Great Selection @pookie18
   Thanks for sharing with us.

You're welcome, as always, @corbe!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2019, 08:43:24 PM »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: Today's Toons 6/10/19
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2019, 09:13:16 PM »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!


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