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Today's Toons 5/31/19
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2019, 06:48:51 AM »
Nice Job Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2019, 06:50:48 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2019, 10:46:13 AM »

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2019, 10:46:37 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2019, 11:11:29 AM »
Yaay!  It's Freya's Daeg!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!
Don't call it the "Federal Government," that's an insult to the Founders.  It's a "National Government."
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2019, 11:26:47 AM »
Yaay!  It's Freya's Daeg!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, CL! & thanks for clearing up what day it was...I thought it was Friday O'Clock…

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2019, 11:29:54 AM »
My pleasure, CL! & thanks for clearing up what day it was...I thought it was Friday O'Clock…

 :laugh: :beer:

(I have a fresh keg of Shock Top on ice, to tap when it's Five O'clock somewhere.)
Don't call it the "Federal Government," that's an insult to the Founders.  It's a "National Government."
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2019, 11:43:10 AM »

G'day, Pookie!!!

May you and yours have a great and safe weekend.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2019, 12:08:39 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!!

May you and yours have a great and safe weekend.

G'day & the same to you, Ricebug!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2019, 06:00:43 PM »
Make Ocasio-Cortez bartend again hat on beautiful little girl.

« Last Edit: May 31, 2019, 06:02:23 PM by DeerSlayer »

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2019, 06:06:47 PM »
Make Ocasio-Cortez bartend again hat on beautiful little girl.

Thanks, DeerSlayer!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2019, 06:10:00 PM »
Thanks, DeerSlayer!

Teach me how to make the pictures bigger, Big Man.  I'd appreciate it ever so much.  Yeah.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2019, 06:19:29 PM »
Teach me how to make the pictures bigger, Big Man.  I'd appreciate it ever so much.  Yeah.

I can only tell you how I did it. I saved the pic to a folder...right-clicked on it & selected "edit"...in the screen that came up, I selected "resize" & put in a % (in this case, I think I put in "150") & here's the pic that I'll run next Tues.:



Big Man?

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2019, 07:18:43 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2019, 07:28:26 PM »

There are no "Socialists", no "Progressives", only Communists, with every negative image that totalitarianism might muster, demanding fealty and conformity to their views, with a legacy of 150,000,000 dead and counting.

This is an important quote that I have not seen before.  Whence came this?  Very important.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2019, 07:30:27 PM »

Big Man?


In high school, a friend called me "Big Man" and I never forgot it, particularly since I was not big at all.
It is a compliment for males only.   Manly men, I would say.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2019, 07:39:58 PM »
This is an important quote that I have not seen before.  Whence came this?  Very important.
I wrote it. Feel free to use it if you want.
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression


There are no "Socialists", no "Progressives", only Communists, with every negative image that totalitarianism might muster, demanding fealty and conformity to their views, with a legacy of 150,000,000 dead and counting.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2019, 07:54:39 PM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!


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