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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 5/27/19
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President Trump blamed the declining revenue at the Trump Hotel in Chicago on the business traveler's perceived fear of street violence. It's totally unfounded. Last weekend Chicago had sixty shootings resulting in only six deaths, so you've got nine chances in ten of it only being a flesh wound.

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden spent all weekend campaigning in the industrial Midwestern states and Pennsylvania. Sunday Biden told a crowd Margaret Thatcher called him to express her doubts about Trump. Then Joe said when he wins, Elvis will perform at the Inauguration.

Joe Biden took a big lead over Bernie Sanders in a poll Monday while Beto O'Rourke finished a surprise twelve points ahead of Trump in another poll, as more Dems entered the race. There are now twenty-one Democrats running for president. I like to call it the Twenty-One Anti-Gun Salute.

President Trump told reporters he'll meet with China's president Xi at the G-20 Summit and also meet with Vladimir Putin. China wants to destroy us economically while Russia wants to destroy us militarily. But it's like a fraternity reunion compared to dealing with House Democrats.

William Barr appointed U.S. attorney John Durham to investigate the FBI's probe of the Trump campaign. It's to see if Obama partisans conspired to present a FISA court with false evidence to frame Trump. In a perfect comedy, Obama gets out of this by showing he was never legally president.

President Trump faces Crazy Bernie, Creepy Joe, an unpronounceable mayor, an Irish Texan who thinks he's Hispanic and a Massachusetts Okie who thinks she's Cherokee. This is nuts. We simply must find a way to show compassion for the mentally ill without letting them run for president.

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Offline niobe527

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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2019, 11:25:45 AM »
good morning pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2019, 12:20:07 PM »
"All gave some, some gave all."

Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2019, 12:33:20 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2019, 12:39:59 PM »
Thank you Pookie, lest we never forget.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2019, 12:53:34 PM »

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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2019, 12:54:01 PM »
"All gave some, some gave all."

Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2019, 12:54:27 PM »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2019, 12:54:57 PM »
Thank you Pookie, lest we never forget.

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2019, 07:17:12 AM »
Thanks, Pookie. 

Good stuff.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/27/19
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2019, 10:29:52 AM »
Thanks, Pookie. 

Good stuff.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!


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