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Today's Toons 5/20/19
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The Washington Post leaked a letter from Mueller to Barr sent the day after Barr cleared Trump of collusion. Mueller didn't like his press coverage. Trump could discover a cure for cancer and Post editorials would declare it's racist for Trump to deny blacks and Hispanics the right to get really sick.

The Hill reported TV ratings showing viewership for CNN and MSNBC dove sharply in April after Trump was cleared of collusion by the Mueller Report. The drop in viewership is easy to explain. The novelty of hiring news anchors with Tourette's syndrome finally wore out after two years.

Bernie Sanders' proposal to allow federal prisoners to vote was opposed by seventy-five percent of Americans in a poll. It's a quite popular issue in some quarters. You'll probably never cheering as loud as when Bernie tells a cafeteria full of prison inmates that he hopes they will get out and vote.

The Hollywood Reporter released cable news ratings Friday showing that CNN lost twenty-six percent of their TV viewers in April since the Mueller Report cleared Trump of collusion. The numbers are abysmal. The three newest CNN anchors were placed there to hide them from the Mafia.

Facebook issued an apology last week after it was discovered the social media giant uploaded one million five hundred thousand of its users' e-mail contacts last year. Officials at Facebook explained that they didn't intend to upload all that information. Of course not, they intended to sell it.

Trump read the citation for Tiger's Medal of Freedom then stepped behind him and fastened the blue ribbon holding the medal around Tiger's neck. You know the rest. For the next two days CNN demanded to know why it's taking Trump so long to deny that he tried to strangle Tiger Woods.

-- Argus Hamilton



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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/19
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2019, 08:28:34 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/19
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2019, 10:34:30 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/19
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2019, 11:08:51 AM »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/19
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2019, 11:13:14 AM »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/19
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2019, 01:33:48 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/19
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2019, 03:51:06 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/19
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2019, 06:14:51 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!



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