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Which way do you face while Showering

I rotate
12 (75%)
Towards the nozzle
2 (12.5%)
Away from the nozzle
1 (6.3%)
Only do baths twice a year
1 (6.3%)

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Voting closed: June 04, 2019, 09:52:24 PM

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Offline bigheadfred

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2019, 06:57:18 PM »
I keep my AK-47 with me, just in case.  :whistle:

Seems like a trip hazard.  Chain mail would probably be safer. And I mean the good stuff. Not the kind that rusts.

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #51 on: June 11, 2019, 07:00:35 PM »
Seems like a trip hazard.

Yeah. Try splainin that to your proctologist and see if he can keep a straight face...  **nononono*

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2019, 07:03:44 PM »
Yeah. Try splainin that to your proctologist and see if he can keep a straight face...  **nononono*



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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2019, 07:06:23 PM »
Yeah. Try splainin that to your proctologist and see if he can keep a straight face...  **nononono*

That would prolly be enough to make your eyeballs roll back far enough you would be staring down the barrel of a gun. Which, in turn, would cause a violent rectal expulsion and save you a visit to the MD.

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2019, 07:19:28 PM »
That would prolly be enough to make your eyeballs roll back far enough [...]

Is that an o-face kinda thing? Cuz I was most definitely not going in that direction...  :shrug:

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #55 on: June 11, 2019, 07:24:32 PM »

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #56 on: June 11, 2019, 07:28:33 PM »
Is that an o-face kinda thing? Cuz I was most definitely not going in that direction...  :shrug:

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Well, the good thing is you are already in the shower so you don't have to do some kind of triathlon to get there.

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2019, 07:35:06 PM »
Well, the good thing is you are already in the shower so you don't have to do some kind of triathlon to get there.

 :silly: :wink777:

Well the only thing i can see in favor of the whole thing is the kickstand aspect... That might be handy  :shrug: :whistle:

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2019, 07:38:07 PM »
:silly: :wink777:

Well the only thing i can see in favor of the whole thing is the kickstand aspect... That might be handy  :shrug: :whistle:

Maybe. But who stays in the shower any longer than it takes to pee?
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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2019, 07:51:39 PM »
Maybe. But who stays in the shower any longer than it takes to pee?

I was thinking more along the lines of standin in line at the grocery store. But YMMV  :shrug:

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #60 on: June 11, 2019, 07:57:26 PM »
I was thinking more along the lines of standin in line at the grocery store. But YMMV  :shrug:

The only place that would be feasible is Walmart.  :terror:

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #61 on: June 11, 2019, 08:08:35 PM »
The only place that would be feasible is Walmart.  :terror:

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2019, 02:29:40 PM »
How to shower:

Put your left foot in
Your left foot out
Your left foot in
And shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around  ...
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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2019, 06:32:34 PM »
Burma!

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2019, 09:58:13 PM »
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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #65 on: June 13, 2019, 11:00:36 PM »
Occams razor.

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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2019, 11:31:28 PM »
Back in the day. We would steer toward rain storms. We loved them.
We would all get naked on the deck, with soap if we had it.
We had 5 gallon buckets to wash our clothes. That's the way it was at one time.
I know that today it may sound unbelievable. No but that is a true fact.
That is how we showered, when there was no fresh water on board.
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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #67 on: June 14, 2019, 12:53:04 AM »
@roamer_1

I do back to nozzle to wash hair.  Then face nozzle for rest of washing.
Bob did work in Yemen.  There, face Mecca in shower. All potties are built so face is toward Mecca.
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Re: Which way do you face while Showering
« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2019, 10:48:07 AM »
@roamer_1

I do back to nozzle to wash hair.  Then face nozzle for rest of washing.
Bob did work in Yemen.  There, face Mecca in shower. All potties are built so face is toward Mecca.

The great thing about islam. Pottie where ever you are. Just face mecca when you do it. Right.

Something I've never really thought about. Do eastern Asian moslems face west to prey, towards mecca? (no typos). Or do they prey always eastward?


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