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Today's Toons 4/15/19
« on: April 15, 2019, 06:34:47 AM »



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Washington, D.C.'s political establishment went into shock with the news of the Mueller report not issuing any indictments. They expected a public hanging. Democrats are so depressed by the Mueller report that MSNBC has removed all sharp knives and forks from the employee cafeteria.

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper said in a TV interview Sunday he once took his mother to see the movie Deep Throat. That's creepy. It's one thing to tell your mother you wished you had never been born, but it's another to show her how that would have been possible.

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was cheered by Austin college kids last week. She says the Earth only has twelve years left so we must eradicate flatulent cows and give free college education to all. I'm old enough to remember when we sent the mentally ill to hospitals, not Congress.

The Hollywood Reporter projected that Disney's takeover of the Fox TV network would spell the end of Jussie Smollett's character on Fox's prime-time series Empire. He could be finished as an actor. The good news is, he could be hired by CNN for his ability to make up stories out of thin air.

CNN reported the news that the star of Empire, Jussie Smollett had all sixteen felony charges dropped, even though he'd hired two Nigerians to dress up as Trump backers and beat him up in front of a street security TV camera. I could not believe what I saw. CNN actually reported news.

Stormy Daniels' lawyer Michael Avenatti was arrested for trying to extort Nike out of twenty million dollars. I miss the good old days when Trump was a Russian spy and Avenatti was running for president. I am not saying things look bad, but Avenatti just called Jussie Smollett for legal advice.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell blocked a Senate bill that calls for the full release of the Mueller Report. The opposition party is furious over Trump's exoneration and they're not about to let it go. It took Democrats a hundred years to get over losing the Civil War so we have to be patient.

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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2019, 07:31:01 AM »
Nice job Pookie, thank you
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2019, 07:41:47 AM »
Nice job Pookie, thank you

Thanks, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2019, 08:22:35 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2019, 10:02:11 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2019, 12:54:33 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2019, 10:14:45 PM »
Thanks Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2019, 03:24:57 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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And I looked, and rose up, and said unto the nobles, and to the rulers, and to the rest of the people, Be not ye afraid of them: remember the Lord, which is great and terrible, and fight for your brethren, your sons, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses. Nehemiah 4:14 (KJV)

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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2019, 04:19:56 AM »
Thanks Pookie!

My pleasure, Sarge!

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Re: Today's Toons 4/15/19
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2019, 04:20:25 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!


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