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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #300 on: October 26, 2019, 07:33:04 PM »
Exactly. If you're going to pull that "identifies as woman" $#!t, at least shave off your beard.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #301 on: October 26, 2019, 07:50:05 PM »
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Dat bees sexist!

If I had a beard, it would identify as pubic hair.   :whistle:
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #302 on: October 27, 2019, 08:13:41 AM »
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236647643.html

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A Tallahassee woman may have gone on an arson spree Wednesday and Thursday, starting at a Taco Bell where a woman was set on fire, cops say.

On Wednesday, Mia Williams, a 32-year-old who was born male but identifies as female, walked into a Taco Bell, doused a woman with gasoline and then set her on fire, Tallahassee police said.

Williams ran away and the victim was taken to a hospital by helicopter with serious injuries. As of Friday, the victim was still being treated, police said.

I can't post the pictures so check out the link to see this beautiful woman of color who set another woman on fire.

Also I'm just assuming the arsonist woman is a liberal.

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« Reply #303 on: October 27, 2019, 08:49:54 AM »
The bearded lady?

I saw one of those in a circus once.....
Character still matters.  It always matters.

I wear a mask as an exercise in liberty and love for others.  To see it as an infringement of liberty is to entirely miss the point.  Be kind.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #304 on: October 27, 2019, 09:10:09 AM »

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« Reply #305 on: October 29, 2019, 06:39:41 PM »
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Man Arrested After Spitting on Trump Supporter at Restaurant, Physically Assaulting Him Over MAGA Hat
 by Cassandra Fairbanks
 October 29, 2019

A Florida man has been arrested after confronting a 67-year-old man, spitting on him and slapping his “Make American Great Again” hat at a restaurant on Friday evening.

Robert Youngblood, 67, was sitting at the bar at Hurricane Grill in Vero Beach when he was confronted by Matthias Ajple, 43.   ... Ajple walked over and said: ‘You should go back to Russia you f*cking communist.'”

The police report says that Ajple then slapped the man’s MAGA hat, leaned over a gate, and spit on him — before fleeing the scene.  ...

Following his arrest, Ajple bizarrely told the police that Trump supporters are “communists” and “racists.” He added, “I don’t even care that I’m going to jail, this is actually exciting, plus I have more time on this earth than he does anyway, he probably feels so good about himself.” ...
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #306 on: October 29, 2019, 06:55:50 PM »
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WTF is it with his clothes?  Is he wearing a shroud or something?  Tell you what, somebody spits at me at a restaurant and he'll be eating his teeth.
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #307 on: October 29, 2019, 07:47:20 PM »
WTF is it with his clothes?  Is he wearing a shroud or something?  Tell you what, somebody spits at me at a restaurant and he'll be eating his teeth.

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I'm in my 70's too,and if someone spits on me in a restaurant,they are going to be trying to swallow a coffee cup or sugar shaker.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #308 on: October 30, 2019, 07:52:45 AM »
@Cyber Liberty

I'm in my 70's too,and if someone spits on me in a restaurant,they are going to be trying to swallow a coffee cup or sugar shaker.
He said: “I don’t even care that I’m going to jail, this is actually exciting, plus I have more time on this earth than he does anyway,

After that, It would be presumptuous to assume he has more time on Earth than I do, or anyone does. He might not survive such encounters if he can't run away.
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« Reply #309 on: October 31, 2019, 09:22:05 AM »
This one is a "Florida girl" story:
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A 14-year-old Florida Girl walked up to a man dressed as Donald Trump and punched him in the jaw as her friends recorded the attack, police say.

The victim and two family members were waiting in line Friday evening outside the Naples Haunted Gross House at the Collier County fairgrounds when he was slugged by the teenage assailant, according to a police report.

After punching the man, the laughing girl returned to her place in line with several other minors, at least one of whom recorded the attack and posted video of it to Instagram.  ...

Cops, who noted that the teenager’s “sole motivation was to strike ‘Trump,’” cited the girl for misdemeanor battery.  ...
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Who can explain to her that a person dressed up in a Halloween costume is not actually what he purports to be? Not a cowboy, not a zombie, not the president...
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« Reply #310 on: October 31, 2019, 10:47:47 AM »
This one is a "Florida girl" story:The Smoking Gun

Who can explain to her that a person dressed up in a Halloween costume is not actually what he purports to be? Not a cowboy, not a zombie, not the president...
It ever amazes me how many people no longer seem to perceive the boundary between fact and fiction, where reality begins and fantasy ends.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #311 on: October 31, 2019, 10:58:13 AM »
It ever amazes me how many people no longer seem to perceive the boundary between fact and fiction, where reality begins and fantasy ends.

Or the simple rule of etiquette that it's NOT OK to "punch a Nazi in the throat."  People seem to think that it's OK to assault somebody because they might think differently.
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #312 on: October 31, 2019, 11:00:33 AM »
Or the simple rule of etiquette that it's NOT OK to "punch a Nazi in the throat."  People seem to think that it's OK to assault somebody because they might think differently.
We're a long way from "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #313 on: October 31, 2019, 11:05:38 AM »
We're a long way from "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

The mental defectives of Antifa have convinced themselves that if somebody is wearing a MAGA hat, they are Nazis by definition, and assaulting them is not only OK but morally necessary.  These people are messed up.
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
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« Reply #314 on: October 31, 2019, 11:11:36 AM »
The mental defectives of Antifa have convinced themselves that if somebody is wearing a MAGA hat, they are Nazis by definition, and assaulting them is not only OK but morally necessary.  These people are messed up.
They wouldn't be Leftists if they weren't messed up. They can't see their behaviour is marching in lockstep with the SA, and it doesn't get much more Fascist than that.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #315 on: October 31, 2019, 11:19:24 AM »
The mental defectives of Antifa have convinced themselves that if somebody is wearing a MAGA hat, they are Nazis by definition, and assaulting them is not only OK but morally necessary.  These people are messed up.

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Not as messed up as the survivors will be if they decide to attack me. I've never been much of a "turn the other cheek" fan. I am more of a "I will set your ass on FIRE if you try to do that!" fan.
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« Reply #316 on: October 31, 2019, 11:57:51 AM »
@Cyber Liberty

Not as messed up as the survivors will be if they decide to attack me. I've never been much of a "turn the other cheek" fan. I am more of a "I will set your ass on FIRE if you try to do that!" fan.
Survivors? Dangit, pete, you're getting soft. :silly:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #317 on: October 31, 2019, 12:05:30 PM »
Survivors? Dangit, pete, you're getting soft. :silly:

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #318 on: October 31, 2019, 03:55:07 PM »
Survivors? Dangit, pete, you're getting soft. :silly:
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Nobody is perfect. Especially when you are outnumbered and rushed.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #319 on: October 31, 2019, 04:04:34 PM »
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Nobody is perfect. Especially when you are outnumbered and rushed.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #320 on: November 01, 2019, 02:07:53 AM »
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Nobody is perfect. Especially when you are outnumbered and rushed.
Haste makes waste... :shrug:
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« Reply #321 on: November 01, 2019, 10:18:02 AM »
Haste makes waste... :shrug:

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Huh? Waste is what you are trying to create. Or have I been doing this wrong all these years?
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #322 on: November 02, 2019, 08:43:25 AM »
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Huh? Waste is what you are trying to create. Or have I been doing this wrong all these years?
Depends what you are in a hurry to do.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #323 on: November 05, 2019, 07:58:43 PM »
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/11/05/deputies-solve-mystery-groin-fort-pierce/2490831001/

Off The Beat: Deputies solve mystery of the groin
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ST. LUCIE COUNTY — It took X-rays, a CT scan and a doctor, but sheriff’s investigators apparently solved the mystery of the groin.

The case began Oct. 15 at the St. Lucie County jail as a 33-year-old Vero Beach woman was in the facility’s booking/intake area, an affidavit states.

Asked whether she had drugs or contraband, the woman said, “No.”

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The woman was arrested on charges including three counts of possession of a controlled substance without a prescription and single counts each of possession of drug paraphernalia, introduction of contraband into a detention facility and tampering with evidence.

The story is not that great but oh my...that headline.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #324 on: November 25, 2019, 08:15:37 AM »
Florida man spits food into woman's mouth in road rage encounter

David Wipperman, 61, was taken into custody Thursday in connection with the incident on Oct. 29, when Wipperman got out of his truck and approached a woman driving nearby just before 6 p.m.

It's unclear where the two were during the encounter, but Wipperman walked up to the woman, and she rolled down the window of her sedan to apologize, according to the Tampa Bay Times. That's when, authorities say, the man spit the food he was chewing at her. “The food struck the victim in the face and entered (her) mouth,” an arrest report states, per the Times.


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