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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #100 on: June 03, 2019, 03:15:09 PM »
LOL, @thackney!  That was really in the (short) article....
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #101 on: June 03, 2019, 03:38:08 PM »
I didn't know Frank moved to Florida....

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #102 on: June 03, 2019, 03:47:28 PM »
Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

I see the Onion and the Bee have competition!
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2019, 03:40:47 AM »
Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

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The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2019, 10:43:23 PM »
Florida Man Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting Woman During Foreplay With Gun, Police Say

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VALRICO (CBSMiami) – A Florida man is facing manslaughter charges after accidentally shooting a woman during a sex act.

According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Shinault, 23, and a woman in her 20s, were “engaging in an act of foreplay involving his registered handgun” on Sunday May 26 in the Tampa suburb of Valrico.

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/04/florida-man-manslaughter-woman-shot-foreplay-gun/
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #105 on: June 05, 2019, 06:50:05 AM »
Thank goodness the handgun was registered.  :pondering:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #106 on: June 05, 2019, 07:19:42 PM »
Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend

Officers responded to a home in Pinellas Park early Sunday where they found a woman “covered in ketchup,” a police report said.

Police said the woman “woke up to ketchup being poured on her by the defendant as the defendant was yelling ‘that’s what you get, b----.”


https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #107 on: June 05, 2019, 07:21:28 PM »
Blowtorch-wielding Florida Man Tries to Steal ATM, Welds it Shut Instead

Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputies say the men tried to break into a machine on the second floor of the Boardwalk on Okaloosa Island on Friday morning.

Deputies say the man in black tried to use a blowtorch to melt the hinges and locks on the ATM, while the other had a crow bar and served as a lookout.

But when employees arrived the next morning, they found the ATM, still closed, with the hinges welded shut.


https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/news/2019/06/05/blowtorch-wielding-florida-man-tries-to-steal-atm--welds-it-shut-instead
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #108 on: June 05, 2019, 07:24:46 PM »
Police And Florida Man Exchange Gunfire Over A Parking Space
parking arguments seem to be a universal language. However, most of those arguments don’t tend to escalate to one party pulling out a gun and shooting wildly into the public.

That’s exactly what happened in Florida when a parking dispute led to an elderly man shooting his blindly before being arrested over the weekend.


https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #110 on: June 07, 2019, 08:16:32 AM »
Florida man spotted in New York naked in a chicken coop

On Wednesday, June 5, 2019 New York State Police arrested 25-year-old John Mehne after police say a bizarre series of events started when Mehne allegedly burglarized a home in Sarasota and stole a car.

Police say he crashed that car somewhere North of Pennsylvania and caught a ride on the back of a pickup truck, but eventually ran away on foot when multiple law enforcement units joined in on the chase.


https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/06/06/police-sarasota-man-behind-bars-after-being-found-naked-chicken-coop-new-york/
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #111 on: June 07, 2019, 09:29:22 AM »
Florida man spotted in New York naked in a chicken coop

On Wednesday, June 5, 2019 New York State Police arrested 25-year-old John Mehne after police say a bizarre series of events started when Mehne allegedly burglarized a home in Sarasota and stole a car.

Police say he crashed that car somewhere North of Pennsylvania and caught a ride on the back of a pickup truck, but eventually ran away on foot when multiple law enforcement units joined in on the chase.


https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/06/06/police-sarasota-man-behind-bars-after-being-found-naked-chicken-coop-new-york/

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The prime question wasn't answered,although it was hinted at in the news report.

Did any chickens lose their virtue,and are they going to sue?
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #112 on: June 07, 2019, 06:54:51 PM »
@jmyrlefuller

The prime question wasn't answered,although it was hinted at in the news report.

Did any chickens lose their virtue,and are they going to sue?
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The hens were heard to exclaim 'any cockle dooo!"

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #113 on: June 07, 2019, 06:56:42 PM »
Police: Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote

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Posted: 6:48 AM, May 11, 2018
Updated: 5:16 AM, May 11, 2018


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WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (AP) — A Central Florida man is accused of hiding his legless fugitive girlfriend from police by stuffing her into a plastic storage container.

48-year-old John Robert Carr Jr. of Winter Haven is charged with resisting arrest. News outlets report Carr attempted to hide 39-year-old Krystle Lee Anderson from U.S. marshals and Polk County Sheriff's deputies Tuesday.

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/police-florida-man-hid-legless-fugitive-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #114 on: June 07, 2019, 07:20:12 PM »
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The hens were heard to exclaim 'any cockle dooo!"


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Anybody told Laz? He would hit that.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2019, 08:09:33 PM »
A legless fugitive, huh? How did she run away?  ****drummer
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2019, 08:14:18 PM »
A legless fugitive, huh? How did she run away?  ****drummer

Hella tote bag that can hold a 4-foot-tall woman.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2019, 11:06:18 PM »

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Anybody told Laz? He would hit that.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #118 on: June 07, 2019, 11:08:27 PM »
This does seem like a Laz story.  Unfortunately...
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #119 on: June 07, 2019, 11:32:18 PM »
This does seem like a Laz story.  Unfortunately...

He settled down a lot when his cat, Cathy ("CAT-Hates-You") died.  He blames himself, and he's probably right.   :shrug:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #120 on: June 10, 2019, 08:11:37 AM »
Florida man disrupts restaurant, tells officers ‘go to Dunkin’ Donuts’
A Florida man was disrupting a Naples restaurant, standing on chairs while sticking out his middle finger and shouting at customers before his arrest, deputies say.

The suspect, John Toddy, 55, faces a Disorderly Intoxication charge.


https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/09/florida-man-disrupts-restaurant-tells-officers-go-to-dunkin-donuts/
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #121 on: June 10, 2019, 08:27:56 AM »
Nude Florida man accused of flinging his urine at cops
“There’s a man out here butt naked!” exclaimed a woman speaking to a 911 operator after witnessing a man wearing nothing but his birthday suit attempt to enter a convenience store several days ago.

When the 911 technician asked if the man was sporting any weapons, the caller stated, “No, he is like nude. Nude. He’s very nude!”


https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-nude-florida-man-charged-with-tossing-urine-at-cops-20190609-zykwswy7izckvdyr54bywde3cq-story.html
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #122 on: June 11, 2019, 10:07:30 AM »
Florida man winds up in ICU after eating pufferfish and snorting cocaine
A Florida man was hospitalized after he and his grandmother ate a potentially lethal puffer fish. The unnamed 43-year-old man visited Aventura Hospital and Medical Center in south Florida, suffering from vomiting and stomach pains.

Both of his legs had gone numb, he felt weak, and he was struggling to speak and stay awake. A pain had erupted in his chest which made it feel as though it was tearing, his doctors wrote in BMJ Case Reports.

Hospital staff learned the man had eaten the liver of a puffer fish four hours before arriving at the hospital. Three days prior, he had also consumed canned food and cocaine.


https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-took-cocaine-ate-puffer-fish-liver-intensive-care-1443312
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #123 on: June 11, 2019, 10:08:50 AM »
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Florida man tells police cocaine powder on nose, ‘not his’
A Florida man who was riding in the passenger-side seat in a vehicle that was pulled over early Sunday told the officer that the cocaine powder on his nose didn’t belong to him, according to investigators.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-tells-deputy-cocaine-powder-on-noise-not-his-police.print
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread
« Reply #124 on: June 11, 2019, 11:05:51 AM »
Florida man winds up in ICU after eating pufferfish and snorting cocaine
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They have canned cocaine in Fla????

Don't they damage their teeth trying to bite into the can?
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