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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2250 on: November 09, 2019, 12:31:27 PM »
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Drunken Clearfield man placed in jail with his vacuum

by: Bill Shannon
Posted: Nov 8, 2019 / 09:11 AM EST    / Updated: Nov 8, 2019 / 10:38 AM EST
   

LAWRENCE TWP. CLEARFIELD CO, Pa. (WTAJ) — Lawrence Township Police responded to a man struggling to walk down the Clearfield Shawville Highway with a vacuum cleaner on Thursday, November 7.

Jason Schmoke, 38, was seen walking the white fog line of the highway, in and out of traffic, struggling with a large box containing his Bissell vacuum cleaner.

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https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/drunken-clearfield-man-reportedly-placed-in-jail-with-his-vacuum/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2251 on: November 09, 2019, 12:36:16 PM »
Ahwatukee couple fed up with dog poop sets up mouse trap

Posted: 10:19 PM, Nov 08, 2019 Updated: 11:19 PM, Nov 08, 2019
 
By: Karla Navarrete


AHWATUKEE, AZ — Peggy Hogan has lived in Ahwatukee for about one year, and since moving into her home, she says she'd had nothing but trouble in getting dog owners to pick up after their pets.

"It needs to stop. We are tired of it, we get cigarette butts thrown in our yard and the dogs...can I say crap?" says the woman who, along with her husband, has recently placed a mousetrap in their front yard.

"I guess they are too damn lazy to pick up after their dog," adds Hogan.

Hogan tells ABC15 she and her husband at first put up signs asking residents to pick up after their dogs, but the droppings kept coming.

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https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/ahwatukee/ahwatukee-couple-fed-up-with-dog-poop-sets-up-mouse-trap
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2252 on: November 09, 2019, 12:40:35 PM »
Ahwatukee couple fed up with dog poop sets up mouse trap

Posted: 10:19 PM, Nov 08, 2019 Updated: 11:19 PM, Nov 08, 2019
 
By: Karla Navarrete


AHWATUKEE, AZ — Peggy Hogan has lived in Ahwatukee for about one year, and since moving into her home, she says she'd had nothing but trouble in getting dog owners to pick up after their pets.

"It needs to stop. We are tired of it, we get cigarette butts thrown in our yard and the dogs...can I say crap?" says the woman who, along with her husband, has recently placed a mousetrap in their front yard.

"I guess they are too damn lazy to pick up after their dog," adds Hogan.

Hogan tells ABC15 she and her husband at first put up signs asking residents to pick up after their dogs, but the droppings kept coming.

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https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/ahwatukee/ahwatukee-couple-fed-up-with-dog-poop-sets-up-mouse-trap

A novel approach, doomed to failure when the first dog gets bitten by it, and the cops show up with a Cruelty to Animals warrant.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2253 on: November 09, 2019, 12:43:11 PM »
A novel approach, doomed to failure when the first dog gets bitten by it, and the cops show up with a Cruelty to Animals warrant.

A mouse trap is not capable of doing harm to a dog of any size...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2254 on: November 09, 2019, 12:56:14 PM »
A mouse trap is not capable of doing harm to a dog of any size...
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Tell that to the screaming meemie of a dog mommy or daddy of a Foo-foo dog that gets scared of the flipping trap.  I didn't say the charge wouldn't be frivolous, just what I know would happen in leftist Ahwatukee.  The fellow in the story who noticed the trap was...walking his dog, and he admits his dog has "loitered" in the trapper's yard in the past.  That guy would be the first to cry to the cops with a demand they "do something."

The cops would oblige.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2255 on: November 09, 2019, 01:04:21 PM »
Tell that to the screaming meemie of a dog mommy or daddy of a Foo-foo dog that gets scared of the flipping trap.  I didn't say the charge wouldn't be frivolous, just what I know would happen in leftist Ahwatukee.  The fellow in the story who noticed the trap was...walking his dog, and he admits his dog has "loitered" in the trapper's yard in the past.  That guy would be the first to cry to the cops with a demand they "do something."

The cops would oblige.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2256 on: November 09, 2019, 01:08:45 PM »
SMH. The world is upside down.

It got that way from the excessive leftward tilt. 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2257 on: November 09, 2019, 01:25:52 PM »
They are all over the place”: Aggressive gaggle of wild turkeys terrorizing 55-and-up community

They are all over the place," says Jack Adams, of Toms River. "They're are massive amounts of turkeys in here. I did stop the truck yesterday and they were gobbling, gobbling, gobbling and I bet they can chase some people around."

Others say if you don't provoke them, they won't bother you -- and actually see them as a benefit in the neighborhood.

"They're like traffic cops," says Richard Flecker, of Toms River. "People speed down the highway all the time and instead of speed bumps, we have turkeys."

Drivers are slowing down when the turkeys are crossing the road.

http://newjersey.news12.com/story/41294445/they-are-all-over-the-place-aggressive-gaggle-of-wild-turkeys-terrorizing-55andup-community

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2258 on: November 09, 2019, 01:26:46 PM »
They are all over the place”: Aggressive gaggle of wild turkeys terrorizing 55-and-up community

They are all over the place," says Jack Adams, of Toms River. "They're are massive amounts of turkeys in here. I did stop the truck yesterday and they were gobbling, gobbling, gobbling and I bet they can chase some people around."

Others say if you don't provoke them, they won't bother you -- and actually see them as a benefit in the neighborhood.

"They're like traffic cops," says Richard Flecker, of Toms River. "People speed down the highway all the time and instead of speed bumps, we have turkeys."

Drivers are slowing down when the turkeys are crossing the road.

http://newjersey.news12.com/story/41294445/they-are-all-over-the-place-aggressive-gaggle-of-wild-turkeys-terrorizing-55andup-community

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2259 on: November 09, 2019, 01:59:46 PM »
They are all over the place”: Aggressive gaggle of wild turkeys terrorizing 55-and-up community

They are all over the place," says Jack Adams, of Toms River. "They're are massive amounts of turkeys in here. I did stop the truck yesterday and they were gobbling, gobbling, gobbling and I bet they can chase some people around."

Others say if you don't provoke them, they won't bother you -- and actually see them as a benefit in the neighborhood.

"They're like traffic cops," says Richard Flecker, of Toms River. "People speed down the highway all the time and instead of speed bumps, we have turkeys."

Drivers are slowing down when the turkeys are crossing the road.

http://newjersey.news12.com/story/41294445/they-are-all-over-the-place-aggressive-gaggle-of-wild-turkeys-terrorizing-55andup-community

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So what's the problem? Sounds like everybody can have a great Thanksgiving!


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2260 on: November 09, 2019, 02:03:27 PM »
So what's the problem? Sounds like everybody can have a great Thanksgiving!

This would be a lot like the Turkey Incident on WKRP in Cincinnati.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2261 on: November 09, 2019, 02:07:48 PM »
Tell that to the screaming meemie of a dog mommy or daddy of a Foo-foo dog that gets scared of the flipping trap.  I didn't say the charge wouldn't be frivolous, just what I know would happen in leftist Ahwatukee.  The fellow in the story who noticed the trap was...walking his dog, and he admits his dog has "loitered" in the trapper's yard in the past.  That guy would be the first to cry to the cops with a demand they "do something."

The cops would oblige.

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The best thing for those people to do is put a fence up in their yard.  Yeah,it costs money they shouldn't have to spend,but how much is your peace of mind worth?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2262 on: November 09, 2019, 02:12:45 PM »
This would be a lot like the Turkey Incident on WKRP in Cincinnati.

We have wild turkeys here in abundance. I am hoping to go out and knock one in the head this year for the first time in  a long, long time.

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« Reply #2263 on: November 09, 2019, 04:26:59 PM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2264 on: November 11, 2019, 01:46:11 AM »
So what's the problem? Sounds like everybody can have a great Thanksgiving!
My thoughts, too. Just don't hit them with the tires...

Oh, I see. All those vehicles are plastic in front... **nononono*
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2265 on: November 11, 2019, 02:54:25 AM »
My thoughts, too. Just don't hit them with the tires...

Oh, I see. All those vehicles are plastic in front... **nononono*

LOL! Yeah that's right... I forget there's folks that don't have a steel bumper on their rigs...

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2266 on: November 11, 2019, 08:49:47 AM »
This would be a lot like the Turkey Incident on WKRP in Cincinnati.

Except those wild ones can fly!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2267 on: November 11, 2019, 08:51:47 AM »
This would be a lot like the Turkey Incident on WKRP in Cincinnati.

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« Reply #2268 on: November 11, 2019, 08:53:32 AM »
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« Reply #2269 on: November 11, 2019, 08:55:01 AM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2270 on: November 11, 2019, 04:37:43 PM »
Don’t you drink wild turkey?
Wild Turkey was the favorite drink of all the cops I knew. I have never seen so many people drink so much and then blithely get behind the wheel and drive home. I wonder how many ended up catch and release because of 'professional courtesy'.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2271 on: November 13, 2019, 08:18:32 AM »
Judge says woman arrested in CIA trespass looking for ‘Agent Penis’ later visited Obama home
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The woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at the CIA headquarters and requested “to speak with Agent Penis” recently showed up at the home of former President Barack Obama, according to a federal judge in Alexandria, Virginia.

During a status hearing, U.S. District Court Judge John Anderson said he had been informed that Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, of North Carolina — who is charged with trespassing at an agency installation without authorization for repeatedly visiting the CIA in May — later showed up at Obama’s D.C.-area home, despite the court’s order to stay away from all government-related facilities. She had been released before the trial.  ... WTOP
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2272 on: November 13, 2019, 08:22:48 AM »
Judge says woman arrested in CIA trespass looking for ‘Agent Penis’ later visited Obama home
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The woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at the CIA headquarters and requested “to speak with Agent Penis” recently showed up at the home of former President Barack Obama, according to a federal judge in Alexandria, Virginia.

During a status hearing, U.S. District Court Judge John Anderson said he had been informed that Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, of North Carolina — who is charged with trespassing at an agency installation without authorization for repeatedly visiting the CIA in May — later showed up at Obama’s D.C.-area home, despite the court’s order to stay away from all government-related facilities. She had been released before the trial.  ... WTOP

Whacked women probably got visited by Agent PENI 5.  Shit happens with undercover operations. 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2273 on: November 13, 2019, 02:05:03 PM »
Judge says woman arrested in CIA trespass looking for ‘Agent Penis’ later visited Obama home
Neal Augenstein | @AugensteinWTOP
November 12, 2019, 1:03 PM


The woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at the CIA headquarters and requested “to speak with Agent Penis” recently showed up at the home of former President Barack Obama, according to a federal judge in Alexandria, Virginia.

During a status hearing, U.S. District Court Judge John Anderson said he had been informed that Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, of North Carolina — who is charged with trespassing at an agency installation without authorization for repeatedly visiting the CIA in May — later showed up at Obama’s D.C.-area home, despite the court’s order to stay away from all government-related facilities. She had been released before the trial.  ... WTOP

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Interesting. Did she say she was there to visit Manchelle? I seriously doubt Bathhouse Barry would be of much use to her.
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