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What are the most worthless inventions in use today?

Pockets on baby clothes
13 (40.6%)
Azz gaskets (toilet seat covers)
1 (3.1%)
The highest setting on a Toaster
5 (15.6%)
Share button on p0rn videos
10 (31.3%)
Free dog poop bags at your neighborhood park
3 (9.4%)

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Voting closed: April 18, 2019, 12:19:41 am

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What are the most worthless products in use today?
« on: April 12, 2019, 12:19:41 am »
  What say you Briefers?
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2019, 02:18:49 am »
  What say you Briefers?

I was going to say you failed to mention "Shittens," but then I realized they are actually useful with good reviews on Amazon.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/?coliid=I3CLO0ZPKD2WYJ&colid=2HFMC8AXPH4SX&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 03:14:41 am »
I was going to say you failed to mention "Shittens," but then I realized they are actually useful with good reviews on Amazon.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/?coliid=I3CLO0ZPKD2WYJ&colid=2HFMC8AXPH4SX&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it

Oh, my gosh.  The items listed under "Customers who bought this item also bought".  Gaak!

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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 01:39:26 pm »
Oh, my gosh.  The items listed under "Customers who bought this item also bought".  Gaak!

Made ya click, eh? :happyhappy:

I didn't think anyone would.  Mrs. Liberty saw the page and said, "WTH did you find that??"  Seedy underside of the Internet...
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2019, 02:48:30 pm »
Free doggy poop bags are actually a good idea.

@Cyber Liberty for a moment I thought you said “kittens “
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2019, 02:55:36 pm »
Free doggy poop bags are actually a good idea.

Not in a country mind... I find the entire idea to  be hilarious. Jussayin.

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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2019, 03:04:26 pm »
Not in a country mind... I find the entire idea to  be hilarious. Jussayin.

Try walking a good dawg in a city park without them....lol.
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2019, 03:04:55 pm »
Free doggy poop bags are actually a good idea.

@Cyber Liberty for a moment I thought you said “kittens “

It does rhyme... 333cleo
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2019, 03:56:59 pm »
   I mentioned the dog poop bags because in my little Texas town they are in every park and beer joint (that allow dogs) and absolutely no one seems to know what they are there for, it seems.
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2019, 04:16:03 pm »
   I mentioned the dog poop bags because in my little Texas town they are in every park and beer joint (that allow dogs) and absolutely no one seems to know what they are there for, it seems.

Tell 'em Mayor Stonie mandated them for Sanitary Napkins. :laugh: :police:
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2019, 05:24:38 pm »
Try walking a good dawg in a city park without them....lol.

Chewy has never set foot in a city park, and never will...

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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 05:29:31 pm »
You need to add hair regrowth treatments.

I spent a king's ransom on them back when I realized I might have a problem and just look at me now.

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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2019, 05:37:30 pm »
Chewy has never set foot in a city park, and never will...

You and Chewy both.  Me neither, I have a herd of catz (one of whom is named "Chewy").  Big city parks are a place I would openly carry some heat.
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2019, 05:54:31 pm »
Anything made in China, such as their Marble
Battleship (the Boat of Ease and Purity) built
by the Qianlong Emperor in 1755.
Surprise; it still exists and has never moved an inch!!!

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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2019, 06:28:41 pm »
 Most useless invention?   Flavored whiskey.
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2019, 06:35:36 pm »
Most useless invention?   Flavored whiskey.

Mrs. Liberty accidentally bought me a bottle of Cinnamon Whiskey once.  I tasted it and gave the rest of the 5th away.   **nononono*
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« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2019, 06:37:35 pm »
You and Chewy both.  Me neither, I have a herd of catz (one of whom is named "Chewy").  Big city parks are a place I would openly carry some heat.

Almost true. I have been to one (of several) city park a handful of times in the last two decades... And as luck would have it, I will be there again this month for a birthday at one of the pavilions... and no doubt my mamma will drag me down there to see the rose gardens this year, which, as a dutiful son, will probably become an annual event.

But as a general rule, you are exactly right. There is little I need from a city park. I go to the cemetery 10 times as often, and that ain't very much. Even so, I ain't prone to picking up dog crap. Heck, I don't even pick up dog crap in the yard. One of the nifty things about an ozzie shepherd is that their poop is light enough to be lifted by the grass growing... So it all goes right up the mower chute. It's a feature.

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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2019, 10:06:15 pm »
But as a general rule, you are exactly right. There is little I need from a city park. I go to the cemetery 10 times as often, and that ain't very much. Even so, I ain't prone to picking up dog crap. Heck, I don't even pick up dog crap in the yard. One of the nifty things about an ozzie shepherd is that their poop is light enough to be lifted by the grass growing... So it all goes right up the mower chute. It's a feature.

Dawg walkers are supposed to police their own poop.  I'd never pick up some inconsiderate jerk's dog poop.  It's my policy.  :cool:

When it's your dog on your own land, it's natural fertilizer.
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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2019, 11:51:23 pm »
Dawg walkers are supposed to police their own poop.  I'd never pick up some inconsiderate jerk's dog poop.  It's my policy.  :cool:

When it's your dog on your own land, it's natural fertilizer.

Everywhere I go it doesn't matter. Does a dog crap in the forest? Nobody knows, and nobody cares.


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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2019, 12:10:12 am »
Everywhere I go it doesn't matter. Does a dog crap in the forest? Nobody knows, and nobody cares.

Precisely.  888high58888
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2019, 12:22:20 am »
Dawg walkers are supposed to police their own poop.  I'd never pick up some inconsiderate jerk's dog poop.  It's my policy.  :cool:

When it's your dog on your own land, it's natural fertilizer.

Dog (carnivore) poop makes horrible fertilizer, and is more likely to spread disease than do any good for the lawn.  This is especially true for dogs who are fed raw meat.
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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2019, 12:34:32 am »
Dog (carnivore) poop makes horrible fertilizer, and is more likely to spread disease than do any good for the lawn.  This is especially true for dogs who are fed raw meat.

True, but you've obviously never seen @roamer_1's lawn.   :whistle:
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Re: What are the most worthless products in use today?
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2019, 12:48:40 am »
I was going to say you failed to mention "Shittens," but then I realized they are actually useful with good reviews on Amazon.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/?coliid=I3CLO0ZPKD2WYJ&colid=2HFMC8AXPH4SX&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it

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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2019, 01:56:51 am »
Not in a country mind... I find the entire idea to  be hilarious. Jussayin.
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« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2019, 02:00:16 am »
You need to add hair regrowth treatments.

I spent a king's ransom on them back when I realized I might have a problem and just look at me now.
I always thought,"If that stuff is so good at making hair grow, why don't those guys all have hairy palms and fingers? "
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