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Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« on: April 11, 2019, 05:02:08 pm »
Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles

Posted on April 10, 2019 by Dr. Eowyn

A study of over 100 primate species, including humans, by three evolutionary biologists from the University of Western Australia and the University of Zurich, found that the more “showy” and “ornamental” the males were, the smaller their testicles were likely to be.

The study by Stefan Lüpold, Leigh W. Simmons and Cyril C. Grueter was supported by the Swiss National Science Foundation and published as “Sexual ornaments but not weapons trade off against testes size in primates” in the journal, Proceedings of the Royal Society B, on April 10, 2019.

“Sexual ornaments” of male primates refer to secondary sexual characteristics used by males to attract females and to signal social dominance within the group. Those sexual ornaments include red chest patches of geladas, cheek flanges of orangutans, hair capes of hamadryas baboons, enlarged noses of proboscis monkeys, and the beards of men.

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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2019, 05:03:06 pm »
   Another reason to cut my hair and shave.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2019, 05:07:39 pm »
Party question for your next social get-together - what do hair capes, cheek flanges, proboscises and beards all have in common?
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2019, 05:42:29 pm »
Get a hair cut you hippie!
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2019, 05:52:07 pm »
Quote from: skeeter on April 11, 2019, 05:07:39 pm
Party question for your next social get-together - what do hair capes, cheek flanges, proboscises and beards all have in common?

I'd try to remember that, but I have an unerring ability to misdeliver jokes.  This one could go badly wrong.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2019, 11:02:42 pm »
By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2019, 11:39:06 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on April 11, 2019, 11:02:42 pm
By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.

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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2019, 12:07:55 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on April 11, 2019, 11:02:42 pm
By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.

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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2019, 12:32:55 am »
i have nothing
vagina... nothing to say
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2019, 12:40:29 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on April 11, 2019, 11:02:42 pm
By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.

Top notch!
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2019, 12:45:32 am »
Quote from: skeeter on April 12, 2019, 12:40:29 am
Top notch!

I oughta ask the Boss Lady to make you Forum Ambassador for that.  ****slapping

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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 01:22:00 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 12, 2019, 12:45:32 am
I oughta ask the Boss Lady to make you Forum Ambassador for that.  ****slapping

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I’ll need to gain a few pounds first.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2019, 01:30:17 am »
Quote from: skeeter on April 12, 2019, 01:22:00 am
I’ll need to gain a few pounds first.

A few years, too.  :laugh:
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2019, 01:38:58 am »
   Wasn't the last one killed in an unfortunate hot tub accident?
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2019, 01:54:56 am »
Quote from: corbe on April 12, 2019, 01:38:58 am
   Wasn't the last one killed in an unfortunate hot tub accident?

It's a dangerous job, with all those crack hos around the tenement.  @skeeter is wise to steer clear.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2019, 09:49:59 pm »
I wonder who conducted the study...and how? wink777
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2019, 10:23:39 pm »
The worst part is the catch-22 of a man growing his hair long - if he ever wanted to cut it off, he would have the stones to do it.

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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2019, 01:08:29 am »
There's a "jingle balls" joke about Santa here somewhere...
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2019, 02:06:35 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on April 11, 2019, 11:02:42 pm
By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2019, 02:55:22 am »
   I shaved my Beard off today, it's a 'Rite of Spring' thing. I will not cut my Hair, Shoulder length.   
   My balls are still somewhat small, I blame the Trumpers here.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2019, 03:13:28 am »
Quote from: corbe on April 16, 2019, 02:55:22 am
   I shaved my Beard off today, it's a 'Rite of Spring' thing. I will not cut my Hair, Shoulder length.   
   My balls are still somewhat small, I blame the Trumpers here.

Num Nutz.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2019, 03:20:35 am »
   That's not fair @Cyber Liberty they are far from numb, I've been married twice and dated Strange American Women for the last 25 year they are at this point petrified.
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2019, 03:27:17 am »
Quote from: corbe on April 16, 2019, 03:20:35 am
   That's not fair @Cyber Liberty they are far from numb, I've been married twice and dated Strange American Women for the last 25 year they are at this point petrified.

Petrified or terrified?
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2019, 03:45:11 am »
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   That's not fair @Cyber Liberty .
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@corbe

"Strange American Women"?????

There is another kind? Where are they hiding?
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Re: Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2019, 05:38:27 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on April 16, 2019, 03:45:11 am
 

@corbe

"Strange American Women"?????

There is another kind? Where are they hiding?
Eastern European websites...looking for love and a visa...
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