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Today's Toons 3/25/19
« on: March 25, 2019, 06:31:50 AM »


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California parents ripped a new curriculum for grade-school kids that teaches explicit sex and gender identity. First-graders now have five books to recite in reading circle. They are Dick and Jane, Dick and Dick, Jane and Jane, and of course Dick Wants to be Jane and Jane Wants to be Dick.

President Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen testified that Donald Trump was not campaigning to win the election, he just wanted to expand his brand and make himself even more billions. If true then one thing finally becomes clear. Trump fired Comey for getting him elected.

American Heritage warns that multiculturalism is leading public schools to ignore U.S. history due to its Anglo-Centric foundation. A report says just twelve percent of American high school kids can pass a basic U.S. history test. That's the lowest percentage since this country was founded in 1922.

So far the primaries look like twenty socialists versus Trump. Women in Iowa are asked by police to chill with the make-up until we can get this scary clown situation under control.

Barack Obama returned from a speaking tour of Canada where he gave speeches at banquets in Calgary, Manitoba and Vancouver. For each banquet speaking engagement, the former president charges four hundred thousand dollars. His topic is The Importance of Free Speech.

Joe Biden was reported Thursday to be planning to announce a run for president in April, which will bring the number of announced Democratic candidates to about two dozen. His chances can't be dismissed. Joe has tremendous name recognition, and if he can overcome that, he could win.

President Trump's former personal attorney Michael Cohen sued Trump's company for two million dollars Thursday, claiming it's owed to him in legal fees. Cohen testified against his client before Congress for three full days. For crying out loud, that's twenty-four billable hours right there.

A Phoenix grandma visiting the zoo saved a woman from the clutches of a Jaguar with which she'd tried to take a selfie. She hurled a water bottle at the cat and then pulled the woman to safety. The next day, CNN reported that a white woman attacked an African immigrant and stole his lunch.

President Trump got enough Senate support to be able to sustain a veto of a bill that tried to keep border wall funding. He gets no help. If Trump would just come out in favor of open borders and higher taxes, the Democrats would slash taxes and build a border wall three thousand miles long.

Homeland Security's Kirstjen Nielsen testified to Congress Wednesday that one million people a year are flooding over the border now. She tried to sell it to Congress as an emergency. The relentless border invasion has more and more Americans envying Australia for its shark-filled moat.

House Democrats announced plans to investigate President Trump for obstruction of justice. We know how this ends. The investigation will drone on until the Supreme Court rules by a vote of five-to-four that keeping Hillary Clinton from becoming president is not obstruction of justice.

Hillary Clinton summoned New York TV reporters to Chappaqua for her big announcement Sunday. It made me a little wistful. Hillary announced she will NOT run for president in 2020, forsaking once and for all the Clinton family dream of being America's first two-impeachment family.

-- Argus Hamilton


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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2019, 07:40:14 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2019, 08:30:42 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2019, 10:18:06 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2019, 10:21:28 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2019, 11:12:30 AM »
   Great Selection this morning @pookie18
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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2019, 11:14:42 AM »
   Great Selection this morning @pookie18

Glad you liked 'em, @corbe!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2019, 11:43:26 AM »
Thanks for the Moons Daeg toons, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2019, 11:46:04 AM »
Thanks for the Moons Daeg toons, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2019, 01:47:47 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2019, 02:53:39 PM »
Of course, I liked the Marxist Brothers cartoon
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Re: Today's Toons 3/25/19
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2019, 03:13:06 PM »
Of course, I liked the Marxist Brothers cartoon
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& surprisingly so! ;-)


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