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Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« on: March 20, 2019, 11:36:12 pm »
Robert Francis promised there were no more effed up stories about him coming out.

Former Texas Democratic Rep. and presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke allegedly pranked his wife, Amy, once by putting baby poop in a bowl and telling her that it was avocado...

“He dubbed their dog Roosevelt before realizing that the dog was a girl (who now goes by Rosie).”...

Beto also reportedly pranked his wife with a “remote-controlled cockroach” and “‘Psycho’-style scares in the shower.”

https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/19/beto-orourke-wife-baby-poop-avocado-prank/

Now he's begging people on the campaign trail to tell him what kind of President he should be.  **nononono*
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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2019, 12:13:43 am »
Robert Francis promised there were no more effed up stories about him coming out.

Former Texas Democratic Rep. and presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke allegedly pranked his wife, Amy, once by putting baby poop in a bowl and telling her that it was avocado...

“He dubbed their dog Roosevelt before realizing that the dog was a girl (who now goes by Rosie).”...

Beto also reportedly pranked his wife with a “remote-controlled cockroach” and “‘Psycho’-style scares in the shower.”

https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/19/beto-orourke-wife-baby-poop-avocado-prank/

Now he's begging people on the campaign trail to tell him what kind of Presient he should be.  **nononono*

What a treasure he is to his wife.  **nononono*

Remember when we got upset with a President who was just cheating on his wife with a baby Intern?
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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2019, 12:31:59 am »
If his wife had any brains or self-esteem, she'd take her billions and walk.
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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2019, 12:43:09 am »
If his wife had any brains or self-esteem, she'd take her billions and walk.

Heck, I'd settle for a little pride at this point.
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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2019, 12:49:27 am »
Man, the left has really pulled the knives out on this guy, haven't they?
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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2019, 12:53:32 am »
Man, the left has really pulled the knives out on this guy, haven't they?

Was that a Psycho joke?
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2019, 01:39:16 am »


Man, the left has really pulled the knives out on this guy, haven't they?
Was that a Psycho joke?

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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2019, 01:46:00 am »
This guy must be a kook.

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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2019, 01:50:12 am »
   TTIUWP.

   

   It may just be me, but they always looked Stoned.
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2019, 01:52:36 am »
   TTIUWP.

   

   It may just be me, but they always looked Stoned.

They probably are... can you blame them?

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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2019, 01:55:26 am »
   TTIUWP.

   

   It may just be me, but they always looked Stoned.

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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2019, 01:55:35 am »
   She looks like she'd be 'fun when high'. @EdJames
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2019, 01:56:09 am »
   She looks like she'd be 'fun when high'. @EdJames

Indeed!

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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2019, 01:59:03 am »
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OT, can you make a poll to find out why we can't talk about Ryan's Steakhouse?

   Is this a McCain trap?
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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2019, 01:59:06 am »
   She looks like she'd be 'fun when high'. @EdJames

She has that Squeaky Frome look.

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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2019, 10:28:11 pm »
Dang.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2019, 11:29:41 pm »
Dang.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

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Re: Beto O'Rourke allegedly pranked his wife with baby poop
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2019, 11:47:07 pm »
   TTIUWP.

   

   It may just be me, but they always looked Stoned.

That woman looks like 200,000 typical  homely liberal women in Austin.
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2019, 11:52:25 pm »
That woman looks like 200,000 typical  homely liberal women in Austin.

Yep.  The armpit hair was the give away.
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2019, 01:35:47 am »
   Your homophobia is showing if you have a problem with women's underarm hair.     :smokin:
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   Your homophobia is showing if you have a problem with women's underarm hair.     :smokin:
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« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2019, 03:44:09 am »
I can't seem to find a way to turn this story into a slur at President Trump.  :pondering:

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« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2019, 04:23:32 am »
I can't seem to find a way to turn this story into a slur at President Trump.  :pondering:

If you try..I am sure you can.
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« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2019, 04:41:49 am »
I can see Trump calling this guy Jumping Bean.  He is so herky jerky and hard to watch with his erratic hand motions.

He is worse than an empty suit.

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« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2019, 05:17:45 am »
   Your homophobia is showing if you have a problem with women's underarm hair.     :banghead:

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