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Today's Toons 3/18/19
« on: March 18, 2019, 10:54:19 am »
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Academy Award nominee Michael B. Jordan was reported in talks with Warner Bros. to play the first black Superman. Think of the great plots. Lex Luthor pays Superman a small fortune to beat him up on the street and call him a cracker to help raise his profile as a screen villain.

Chicago's D.A. detailed how Jessie Smollett cast two Nigerians, gave them MAGA hats, then he outfitted them with hoods, the bleach, and the noose, and stated the time they were to attack him in front of a security camera. It just proves again that actors are all the same. They all want to direct.

Senator Elizabeth Warren was campaigning for president in Iowa where she rolled out her signature proposal she called Universal Child Care. Believe it or not, it's been tried before. Baby Boomers had universal child care when we were growing up in the Fifties, it was called parents.

Senator Bernie Sanders kicked off his presidential campaign with a firebrand speech against billionaires. Bernie Sanders raised six million dollars his first day as a candidate. Yet still no word from the campaign on how he plans to distribute that money equally to every American.

Amazon pulled out of a huge planned headquarters in Queens after Alexandria Ocasio Cortez blocked it for fear it would gentrify her House district. She's young. AOC is facing so much criticism for scaring away Amazon's twenty-five thousand jobs, she's thinking about making another dance video.

The New York Post reports that Anthony Weiner, recently released from his year-and-a-half prison sentence for sexting with a minor, is going into the marijuana business. It's called making amends. Weiner is trying to recover his reputation from being a Congressman by being a pot dealer.

President Trump endured a seventeen-hour flight to Hanoi from Washington. Baby Boomers thought we'd never live to see a Republican president fly to a capitalist Hanoi to try to make peace with a communist North Korea. Jane Fonda doesn't know WHOSE cannon to straddle at this point.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2019, 11:14:00 am »
Yay!!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2019, 11:17:44 am »
Yay!!



Thanks, Polly Ticks! Still missing a few things, but at least I could post something...

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2019, 11:26:52 am »
Thanks, Polly Ticks! Still missing a few things, but at least I could post something...

It's a beautiful thread!  Thank you!
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2019, 11:34:21 am »
It's a beautiful thread!  Thank you!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks! It's beautiful because it's there...

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2019, 11:52:24 am »
Welcome back

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2019, 11:56:34 am »
Welcome back

Needed sum toons happy77

Thanks & ya got 'em, oldno7!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2019, 12:09:51 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2019, 01:04:11 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2019, 01:31:05 pm »
Welcome back!!!!!!!! :beer:
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2019, 01:35:39 pm »
You're welcome, Polly Ticks! It's beautiful because it's there...

 :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: So good to see you back!!

I had not logged in for a long while, but boy did I miss you!

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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2019, 02:07:55 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2019, 02:08:37 pm »
Welcome back!!!!!!!! :beer:

Thanks, godblessRonaldReagan!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2019, 02:09:23 pm »
:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: So good to see you back!!

I had not logged in for a long while, but boy did I miss you!

 :seeya: Lancie

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2019, 02:12:37 pm »
Hey, Pookie!  Good to see you're back. 

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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2019, 02:19:35 pm »
Hey, Pookie!  Good to see you're back.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/18/19
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2019, 02:47:02 pm »
Welcome back Pookie, thank you for all the effort you put into keeping this feature in operation.  That was one good batch of toons.  The week is off to a grand start.

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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2019, 02:49:39 pm »
Welcome back Pookie, thank you for all the effort you put into keeping this feature in operation.  That was one good batch of toons.  The week is off to a grand start.

Thanks, FNB! Will have another double-sized version tom'w...at some point, the material will be less dated...though some images are timeless

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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2019, 03:06:31 pm »
March 18, 2019.  The day Pookie Toons came back!

Thanks for the Toons, and welcome home!

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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2019, 03:10:55 pm »
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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2019, 03:17:29 pm »
March 18, 2019.  The day Pookie Toons came back!

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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2019, 03:44:38 pm »
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2019, 03:48:58 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2019, 06:12:15 pm »
G'day and welcome back, Pookie!!!