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Vasectomies
« on: March 11, 2019, 10:45:59 pm »
Who here has had one?
How long is the recovery time?
Painful?

Asking for a friend.
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2019, 12:03:56 am »
Quote from: The Ghost on March 11, 2019, 10:45:59 pm
Who here has had one?
How long is the recovery time?
Painful?

Asking for a friend.

NOPE. uuuuh-uh. No damn way.

My buddy walked around for a week and a half carrying his grapefruit sized cajones around with a dish towel.

Never EVER gonna take that chance.

Just get old and ugly. You won't have a problem.  :shrug:
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2019, 12:51:20 am »
Negatory.
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2019, 01:57:22 am »
What a bunch of babies.

Have it done on Fri and you're back to work Mon

Get yourself a couple of ice bags and don't pick up anything heavy for a few days...

Do your wife a favor and do it..
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2019, 02:01:13 am »
Quote from: mystery-ak on March 12, 2019, 01:57:22 am
What a bunch of babies.

Have it done on Fri and you're back to work Mon

Get yourself a couple of ice bags and don't pick up anything heavy for a few days...

Do your wife a favor and do it..

Mine would wonder who I'm spiffing up for.... 888mouth
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2019, 02:06:33 am »
Quote from: The Ghost on March 11, 2019, 10:45:59 pm
Who here has had one?
How long is the recovery time?
Painful?

Asking for a friend.

Had one...best $20 copay of my life.

Had it on Friday, surgery was slightly uncomfortable, not painful, rode the frozen pea express for two days, back to work on Monday.

(Bags of frozen peas are much more comfortable than ice...but they warm more quickly, so you need about 3 bags on rotations)
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2019, 07:28:36 am »
Quote from: Axeslinger on March 12, 2019, 02:06:33 am
Had one...best $20 copay of my life.

Had it on Friday, surgery was slightly uncomfortable, not painful, rode the frozen pea express for two days, back to work on Monday.

(Bags of frozen peas are much more comfortable than ice...but they warm more quickly, so you need about 3 bags on rotations)
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2019, 08:25:47 am »
Quote from: mystery-ak on March 12, 2019, 01:57:22 am

Have it done on Fri and you're back to work Mon



What if you're retired?  Doesn't sound like such a great deal now then?
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Re: Vasectomies
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2019, 03:10:09 pm »
It was so many years ago I don't recall much of the procedure, except that even though I was really really happy with Valium in the front of my brain, there was some screaming going on in the back! Really it's relatively painless and like all surgeries(well most) your mind and body forget fairly quickly. On the plus side no more raincoats.
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