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Today's Toons 2/25/19
« on: February 25, 2019, 06:05:02 AM »

 
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President Trump decided to declare an emergency to get more border wall funding. Democrats are furious. Opponents of the wall say America is a racist, sexist unfair country that exploits its poor and jails its minorities, and that it's wrong to stop people from coming here to enjoy its blessings.
 
The Miami Herald reports a Florida woman had her boyfriend arrested for beating her across the face with a Taco Bell burrito. It was a political gift from Heaven. Now advocates of the New Green Deal can say that products that produce methane gas are disproportionately harmful to women.
 
Kamala Harris said she smoked pot in college listening to Tupac Shakur's and Snoop Dogg's music. However when she was in college, Tupac and Snoop hadn't recorded anything yet. I'm old enough to remember when presidential candidates lied by saying they didn't smoke pot in college.
 
Speaker Nancy Pelosi could only offer tepid support to the Green New Deal as the resolution's provisions became spelled out to the public Monday. For starters, it would commit the country to getting rid of all flatulent cows. The Women of the View declared they regard this as a personal attack.
 
Kamala Harris said when she was in college she smoked weed and listened to Tupac and Snoop Dogg. They hadn't recorded anything yet when she was in college. Admitting you once smoked pot is not enough, we have our first candidate who smoked so much weed she could hear music from the future.
 
Joe Biden is reported set to declare he's running for president. If he doesn't run, Trump looks like the adult. If Democrats aren't embarrassed enough by governors in blackface, counterfeit Indians and a TV star hiring Nigerians to beat him up while wearing MAGA hats, their Weiner is out.
 
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called for reparations for minorities for oppression and for being used as economic units and not as full partners in the nation's wealth. The facts say otherwise. It's a sure sign of full employment when you have to hire two Nigerians to oppress you.
 
Chicago Police told the Post that Jussie Smollette's so-called attackers were two Nigerian gym buddies whom he persuaded to stage the attack, promising them they wouldn't get caught. I guess turnabout is fair play. This is the first time in history an American has scammed two Nigerians.
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi officiated at a bill-signing ceremony Thursday where she wished everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Everyone continues to nervously play along. Nancy assured everyone it's just a temporary brain freeze and will elaborate more when she's done dyeing those eggs.
 
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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2019, 06:33:39 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2019, 06:41:45 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2019, 07:40:44 AM »
Time for a Pookie poke (hold it, that didn't come out right).... ummm Football, yeah Football....

Morning Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2019, 08:04:24 AM »
Time for a Pookie poke (hold it, that didn't come out right).... ummm Football, yeah Football....

Morning Pookie

I don't get either, but Mornin' anyway, Sighlass!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2019, 08:10:52 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2019, 08:32:14 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2019, 08:32:59 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2019, 10:42:17 AM »
   Thanks for the morning chuckle collection @pookie18
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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2019, 10:52:59 AM »
   Thanks for the morning chuckle collection @pookie18

You're welcome, as always, @corbe!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2019, 10:55:01 AM »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2019, 11:53:58 AM »
Yaaay!  It's Monday O'Clock!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2019, 12:15:55 PM »
Mahalo Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2019, 12:44:49 PM »
Yaaay!  It's Monday O'Clock!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!!



My pleasure, as ever & thanks for the Pook pic, CL! Now for the bad news...I'm responding to you from my wife's PC as mine has problems again. All I need to post the toons (& many other things) is on my PC & I can't get to it...

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2019, 12:50:57 PM »
My pleasure, as ever & thanks for the Pook pic, CL! Now for the bad news...I'm responding to you from my wife's PC as mine has problems again. All I need to post the toons (& many other things) is on my PC & I can't get to it...

Arrrgh!  Prayers for your primary machine....
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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2019, 12:58:59 PM »
Arrrgh!  Prayers for your primary machine....

Thanks, CL! Need all that I can get...

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2019, 01:23:35 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2019, 01:29:29 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2019, 01:36:41 PM »
Thanks, CL! Need all that I can get...

Recommendation:  Copy all the files to a thumb drive after you get your machine running.  :shrug:
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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2019, 01:52:33 PM »
Recommendation:  Copy all the files to a thumb drive after you get your machine running.  :shrug:

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2019, 09:26:20 AM »
ARGH!!!!

This must be what a heroin addict feels coming down 'cold turkey'.    :laugh:

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2019, 09:48:49 AM »
ARGH!!!!

This must be what a heroin addict feels coming down 'cold turkey'.    :laugh:

@pookie18

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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2019, 10:00:56 AM »
Right?!

The first step is admitting you have a problem...

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2019, 10:21:11 AM »
Right?!

The first step is admitting you have a problem...

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I (still) have a problem :-(

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Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2019, 10:24:13 AM »
@Polly Ticks

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I (still) have a problem :-(

Sorry to hear it, @pookie18
I know it's frustrating.
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