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So you want to be a cannibal? Well, there's some bad news for you buck-o: your body doesn’t cotton to breaking down and expelling human meat. The health effects of eating people range from mental deterioration to a complete breakdown of your intestinal system that can cause you to rot from the inside out. We don’t know how much human meat you have to eat for that to actually happen, but do you really want to find out? Cannibalism has long been looked down upon as something only practiced by tribes, forgotten by time, who skulk through the jungles of the world seeking their next victims. But there are plenty of people in the Western world munching on human skin in the 21st century, and their bodies are not happy about it. Keep reading to learn what happens if you eat people.
What does eating human flesh do to your body? Does it give you the strength of those you’ve digested? Or does it just make you really sick? Put on your kiss-the-cook apron and get ready to find out.  Have you ever succumbed to your dark desire to dine on human flesh? Have you ever let your inner Hannibal Lecter out for a meal? If so we’d like to hear from you. Leave us a comment and give us your best recipe. ......

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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2019, 05:44:24 PM »
Yum!

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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2019, 05:53:36 PM »
This could be informative to many, after 30 days with no electricity, or satellites.      :smokin:
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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2019, 05:58:51 PM »
This could be informative to many, after 30 days with no electricity, or satellites.      :smokin:

Yep... noting, eat the skin, not the organs (especially not the brain) and cook it well.

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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2019, 06:04:14 PM »
Yep... noting, eat the skin, not the organs (especially not the brain) and cook it well.

She puts the lotion in the basket or she gets the hose.    :laugh:
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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2019, 06:05:53 PM »
I noticed a lot of emphasis on Kudu and CJD, and the symptoms from that.

(Is this why Hillary has the shakes, or is it just the booze?)
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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2019, 06:06:27 PM »
She puts the lotion in the basket or she gets the hose.    :laugh:

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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2019, 06:21:28 PM »
I noticed a lot of emphasis on Kudu and CJD, and the symptoms from that.

(Is this why Hillary has the shakes, or is it just the booze?)

Looks like kuru to me. 

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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2019, 06:29:37 PM »
 Psoas major muscle!  It's what's for dinner.

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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2019, 06:46:01 PM »
Looks like kuru to me.
You are right. My bad. Just a typo, not diet related, I assure you.
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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2019, 03:42:34 AM »
Definition of a cannibal:

A person who's fed up with people.
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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2019, 10:59:59 AM »
Definition of a cannibal:

A person who's fed up with people.

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Re: Strange Things That Happen to Your Body When You Eat Human Flesh  
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2019, 11:09:50 AM »


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