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Offline libertybele

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2019, 08:10:41 PM »

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2019, 08:11:56 PM »
The one to your mother.

All right, stop!  Collaborate and listen!  Frank is back with a brand new edition.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2019, 08:14:37 PM »
All right, stop!  Collaborate and listen!  Frank is back with a brand new edition.


If you’ve got a problem, yo, he’ll solve it.
I disagree.  Circle gets the square.

Offline Frank Cannon

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2019, 08:20:05 PM »
The one to your mother.

I didn't realize that Nancy was so fresh and with it.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2019, 08:21:28 PM »
All right, stop!  Collaborate and listen!  Frank is back with a brand new edition.

How much more Frank can he get?

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2019, 08:37:13 PM »
All right, stop!  Collaborate and listen!  Frank is back with a brand new edition.

Well, his style is like a chemical spill.
I stand with Roosgirl.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2019, 09:29:31 PM »
Liberation "Theology"?

No... Something deeper... witchcraft maybe, with the gender changed... Not outright Luciferian, but I have read that phrase before... From something not-very-good. Kinda Gaia, but not that sappy...


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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2019, 09:36:43 PM »
No... Something deeper... witchcraft maybe, with the gender changed... Not outright Luciferian, but I have read that phrase before... From something not-very-good. Kinda Gaia, but not that sappy...

IMHO, Liberation Theology is akin to witchcraft.
Cui bono?

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2019, 09:47:08 PM »
To be fair,  how many believe "God helps those who help themselves" is biblical?   :shrug:

Not the exact words but several verses that say that.

https://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/bible-verses-about-work/
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That we need workers and it isn't about cheap labor.  If it wasn't about cheap labor none of those migrants would need the social bennefits they are provided.  They would be able to fully support their own families.

It is about cheap labor that draws wages down for American families.  Its corporate welfare that American taxpayers are shouldered with.  Americans raising migrant families.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2019, 09:57:08 PM »
IMHO, Liberation Theology is akin to witchcraft.

EH...It is more of a social/political orientation of Roman Catholicism... Its origination in Lat America could lend it some vodu or atlan that I am not aware of, but on the whole it is a bastardization of Roman Catholic doctrines.

Witches have another that they serve. Other prophets, other doctrines, other god.

Not that I am defending Liberation Theology. It just ain't got the chops to be anything religious. It bends RC into Marx. Politics. Social Justice. A wolf in cheap clothing.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2019, 10:43:59 PM »
Looks like the dingbat got it from here:

http://www.usccb.org/beliefs-and-teachings/what-we-believe/catholic-social-teaching/care-for-creation.cfm

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We show  our respect for the Creator by our stewardship of creation. Care for the earth  is not just an Earth Day slogan, it is a requirement of our faith. We are  called to protect people and the planet, living our faith in relationship with  all of God’s creation. This environmental challenge has fundamental moral and  ethical dimensions that cannot be ignored.


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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2019, 10:46:49 PM »

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2019, 10:48:19 PM »
BOOM!!!

No. Wait. That is another thread......never mind.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2019, 10:56:56 PM »
I loved that movie.  I know most people liked the original better, but the one with Russel Crowe is still pretty good.

I saw the original in Yuma one night.  I watched the remake in Yucca Flats.  Which was fitting, as it is the most bombed place on earth.

Offline Frank Cannon

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2019, 10:59:45 PM »
I saw the original in Yuma one night.  I watched the remake in Yucca Flats.  Which was fitting, as it is the most bombed place on earth.

I don't know how germain it is to the topic whether the people of Yucca Flats are drunks. Just sayin'.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2019, 11:02:09 PM »
I don't know how germain it is to the topic whether the people of Yucca Flats are drunks. Just sayin'.

What the hell do the Germans have to do with it?

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2019, 11:05:08 PM »
What the hell do the Germans have to do with it?

They're drunks?  Doesn't matter, I'm just glad someone got my joke.

Offline Frank Cannon

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2019, 11:06:19 PM »
They're drunks?  Doesn't matter, I'm just glad someone got my joke.

You said something funny? When the hell did that happen?

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2019, 11:08:32 PM »
They're drunks?  Doesn't matter, I'm just glad someone got my joke.

I was late to the party.  But it was worthy of a witty retort.  Wish I would have had one...but we try. 

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2019, 11:08:52 PM »
You said something funny? When the hell did that happen?

Funny is for lazy losers.  I'm all about ironical.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #45 on: February 07, 2019, 11:09:56 PM »
You said something funny? When the hell did that happen?

When I saw a picture of your face.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2019, 11:10:27 PM »
You said something funny? When the hell did that happen?

When I saw the balance on your bank account.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #47 on: February 07, 2019, 11:13:58 PM »
She's only been banking on the ignorance of the so-called "christian" left when making this statement.

Bet she never expected it to be called out like this although she's used it for over 10 years.

Bitch is gonna burn in hell for her stout and fervent defense and promotion of abortion.
Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #48 on: February 07, 2019, 11:16:28 PM »
When I saw the balance on your bank account.

I don't think you got the hang of those "Yo Mama" style jokes. Why don't you give it another 5 or 8 tries.

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Re: Nancy Pelosi’s favorite Bible verse isn’t in the Bible
« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2019, 11:20:37 PM »
I don't think you got the hang of those "Yo Mama" style jokes. Why don't you give it another 5 or 8 tries.

Rookie mistake.  Cut the grasshopper some slack Sensei


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