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Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« on: February 05, 2019, 10:40:16 pm »
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Notorious serial killer and champion of women's rights Kermit Gosnell is set to attend Trump's State of the Union address this evening as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's special guest, sources confirmed Tuesday.

Gosnell is serving life in prison but was let out at Pelosi's request to attend the event. The House Speaker stated she wanted a guest who could stand for reproductive healthcare and women's rights during Trump's speech. She called the move a "powerful statement" against those who would infringe on a woman's right to choose.

"Bringing this brave man along to the State of the Union sends a powerful message to the anti-choice bigots," Pelosi said in a press conference. "When state law forbade him from aborting late-term infants, he did so anyway. He is a strong, brave freedom fighter who was simply ahead of his time."
"We Democrats are just now catching up to him when it comes to late-term and post-birth abortion policies," she added.


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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2019, 10:40:48 pm »
The democrats aren't even bothering with the mask anymore.
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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2019, 10:43:43 pm »
Quote from: Emjay on February 05, 2019, 10:40:48 pm
The democrats aren't even bothering with the mask anymore.
You almost gave me a heart attack there.

For the record, Babylon Bee is a humor/satire site, and a pretty good one at that. So no, Gosnell isn't going to be Pelosi's guest of honor. Thank God.
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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2019, 10:48:12 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on February 05, 2019, 10:43:43 pm
You almost gave me a heart attack there.

For the record, Babylon Bee is a humor/satire site, and a pretty good one at that. So no, Gosnell isn't going to be Pelosi's guest of honor. Thank God.

It sounded so real ... and so Nancy.
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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2019, 10:51:34 pm »
Oh snap.  The BB haters are gonna be all over this one. 
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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2019, 11:32:50 pm »
Satire, yet plausible.
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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2019, 02:18:47 am »
Quote from: austingirl on February 05, 2019, 11:32:50 pm
Satire, yet plausible.

That's what's so scary about it.  You can absolutely see it happening.
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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2019, 02:26:08 pm »
Quote from: Emjay on February 05, 2019, 10:40:16 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Notorious serial killer and champion of women's rights Kermit Gosnell is set to attend Trump's State of the Union address this evening as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's special guest, sources confirmed Tuesday.

Gosnell is serving life in prison but was let out at Pelosi's request to attend the event.

@Emjay

This can't possibly be true,and IF it is,whoever in the judicial/prison system that authorized it needs a  little time behind bars,themselves.

WTH died and made Pelosi an appeal board?
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Re: Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2019, 04:22:33 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on February 06, 2019, 02:26:08 pm
@Emjay

This can't possibly be true,and IF it is,whoever in the judicial/prison system that authorized it needs a  little time behind bars,themselves.

WTH died and made Pelosi an appeal board?

Pete, previous posters have made it clear that this is satire.  Sorry I didn't make that clear.
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