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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2019, 06:52:54 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2019, 07:05:54 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2019, 07:53:24 AM »
Salutations Pookie ! Thanks for the funnies...
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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2019, 08:37:31 AM »
Salutations Pookie ! Thanks for the funnies...

Mornin' & my pleasure, Sighlass!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2019, 08:45:56 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2019, 10:04:09 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2019, 12:18:01 PM »
Thanks, Pookie!  :beer:

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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2019, 12:18:33 PM »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2019, 12:19:12 PM »
Thanks, Pookie!  :beer:

My pleasure, as ever, Scooter!

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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2019, 12:19:38 PM »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/28/19
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2019, 01:48:04 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2019, 03:02:37 PM »
Thank you Pookie
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2019, 03:08:13 PM »
Thank you Pookie

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