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rangerrebew

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Loud Farts Lead to Assault With a Deadly Weapon
« on: January 21, 2019, 05:15:38 pm »

November 30, 2018
Loud Farts Lead to Assault With a Deadly Weapon

A woman breaking wind in a South Florida retail store didn’t appreciate another shopper’s complaints about her chronic flatulence. (Sun Sentinel)

    Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, of Dania Beach, pulled a pocket knife on the man behind her, John Walker, after he complained about her “farting loudly,” according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

    The flare up happened about 7 p.m. Sunday, inside the Dollar General store, 120 S. Federal Highway in Dania Beach.

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Re: Loud Farts Lead to Assault With a Deadly Weapon
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2019, 05:17:42 pm »
Maybe she was belting out some triple flutter bun blasters! farter000000
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Re: Loud Farts Lead to Assault With a Deadly Weapon
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2019, 05:42:26 pm »
Florida. Of course it's in Florida.  :thud:
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Re: Loud Farts Lead to Assault With a Deadly Weapon
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2019, 01:05:55 am »
This gets the Fishrrman "news story of the day" award!
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Re: Loud Farts Lead to Assault With a Deadly Weapon
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2019, 12:34:53 pm »
And here I thought the silent ones were the deadly ones....

But the woman has issues, first she tries to gas the guy, and then pulls a knife on him? Sheesh! PBFH
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Re: Loud Farts Lead to Assault With a Deadly Weapon
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2019, 12:58:04 pm »
Could have been worse. She could have flicked her Bic instead...

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