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« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2019, 01:29:25 PM »
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« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2019, 06:32:23 PM »


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

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« Reply #53 on: May 09, 2019, 09:05:19 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2019, 08:49:22 AM »
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« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2019, 06:44:23 AM »
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« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2019, 12:10:35 PM »
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« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2019, 12:15:26 PM »
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« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2019, 03:51:22 PM »
No government in the 6,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2019, 06:04:20 PM »
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« Reply #62 on: June 02, 2019, 11:35:27 AM »
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« Reply #63 on: June 02, 2019, 11:36:52 AM »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
« Reply #64 on: June 02, 2019, 04:47:31 PM »


That sounds good...gonna carry that one in my back pocket where I save my best snark. 333cleo
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2019, 05:19:30 PM »
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Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2019, 01:14:58 PM »
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« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2019, 01:16:12 PM »
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« Reply #68 on: June 27, 2019, 08:36:39 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: June 28, 2019, 10:55:07 PM »
No government in the 6,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
« Reply #71 on: July 06, 2019, 01:00:08 AM »


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
« Reply #72 on: July 06, 2019, 11:19:49 AM »


Hold on now...is that a Betsy Ross flag of oppression?
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
I will NOT comply.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
« Reply #73 on: July 06, 2019, 11:55:37 AM »
Hold on now...is that a Betsy Ross flag of oppression?
Oh nooooooooooooo!  wink777


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
« Reply #74 on: July 06, 2019, 11:56:03 AM »


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.


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