Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019 (Read 26300 times)

sneakypete · « **Reply #201 on:** November 09, 2019, 07:12:13 pm »

Quote from: corbe on November 09, 2019, 05:57:21 pm

@corbe

That is one self-satisfied looking pooch!

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #202 on:** November 10, 2019, 05:30:14 pm »

Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #203 on:** November 11, 2019, 01:39:43 am »

Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #204 on:** November 11, 2019, 01:46:34 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #205 on:** November 14, 2019, 02:19:14 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #206 on:** November 15, 2019, 10:35:06 pm »

NSFW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnUO-9SztA8&t=94s

EasyAce · « **Reply #207 on:** November 15, 2019, 11:27:38 pm »

Elderberry · « **Reply #208 on:** November 15, 2019, 11:36:43 pm »

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Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #209 on:** November 16, 2019, 03:29:36 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #210 on:** November 16, 2019, 06:55:45 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #211 on:** November 17, 2019, 11:19:10 pm »

Elderberry · « **Reply #212 on:** November 20, 2019, 01:56:33 am »

corbe · « **Reply #213 on:** November 20, 2019, 02:12:21 am »

Elderberry · « **Reply #214 on:** November 20, 2019, 10:22:33 pm »

Gefn · « **Reply #215 on:** November 20, 2019, 10:42:53 pm »

In heaven there is no beer

Thatâ€™s why we drink it here

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #216 on:** November 21, 2019, 02:26:35 am »

Quote from: Elderberry on November 20, 2019, 10:22:33 pm

Add Solid, Healthy Flesh Quicker than BEER? It can't be done!

Elderberry · « **Reply #217 on:** November 21, 2019, 03:33:00 am »

Budweiser must have bought them out yrs ago.

corbe · « **Reply #218 on:** November 22, 2019, 11:02:20 pm »

sneakypete · « **Reply #219 on:** November 22, 2019, 11:07:55 pm »

Quote from: corbe on November 22, 2019, 11:02:20 pm

@corbe

Can't argue with that. At least you can trust a dog.

Elderberry · « **Reply #220 on:** November 23, 2019, 02:55:15 am »

Quote from: sneakypete on November 22, 2019, 11:07:55 pm

@corbe

Can't argue with that. At least you can trust a dog.

Not all dogs. But dogs do know that People are Stupid. A good friend had the ugliest Pit I've ever seen, and he gave her a fitting name, "Amy Carter". Now Amy, knowing how stupid people are, just loved putting on the act. She would have the sweetest grin, and wag that tail 90 mph. Amy just loved biting the hands of Stupid People, that would stick their hands out, to pet the friendly doggie.

sneakypete · « **Reply #221 on:** November 23, 2019, 05:16:02 am »

Quote from: Elderberry on November 23, 2019, 02:55:15 am

Not all dogs. But dogs do know that People are Stupid. A good friend had the ugliest Pit I've ever seen, and he gave her a fitting name, "Amy Carter". Now Amy, knowing how stupid people are, just loved putting on the act. She would have the sweetest grin, and wag that tail 90 mph. Amy just loved biting the hands of Stupid People, that would stick their hands out, to pet the friendly doggie.

@Elderberry

I have a name for dogs like that. "Dead dog". I've never really had any problems with dogs. Not even dogs that are supposed to be mean. They growl at me,I growl and run at them,and they haul ass and go hide somewhere. Don't know why,but that's the way it's always been.

corbe · « **Reply #222 on:** November 24, 2019, 08:25:21 pm »

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #223 on:** November 25, 2019, 02:56:21 am »

corbe · « **Reply #224 on:** November 26, 2019, 03:58:28 am »