Donald Trump Jr. Rounds Out 2018 With Truly Tragic Birthday Tweet

[RoosGirl]

https://www.thecut.com/2018/12/donald-trump-jr-birthday-tweet.html

Back in June, First Large Adult Son Donald Trump Jr. offered up a profoundly bleak birthday message to his absent father on Fox & Friends. “Hopefully he’s watching … I imagine he is. Happy birthday Dad, I love you very much,” the Boss Boy and former alleged Aubrey O’Day sexter said into the camera, adding, “We love you and I look forward to seeing you soon, because I don’t get to see him that much anymore, that’s the only problem.”

Now, for his own birthday, DJT Jr. has somehow out-bleaked himself, tweeting: “It’s Donald Trump Jr.’s Birthday. Celebrate With His Most Bada$$ Instagram Photos To Date [SLIDESHOW]” and linking to a Daily Caller post titled, “It’s Donald Trump Jr.’s Birthday. Celebrate With His Most Bada$$ Instagram Photos To Date [SLIDESHOW]”.

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[Frank Cannon]

I'd vote for him for President in 2024.

[RoosGirl]

I'd vote for him for President in 2024.

I have no doubt you would.

[Frank Cannon]

I have no doubt you would.

He's bangin' a hot enough piece of ass so he is fine in my book....

[RoosGirl]

He's bangin' a hot enough piece of ass so he is fine in my book....

You know that's a man, right?

[Frank Cannon]

You know that's a man, right?

Unless you have a penis I don't want to hear any of your catty bullshit about a hot chick.

[RoosGirl]

Unless you have a penis I don't want to hear any of your catty bullshit about a hot chick.

^^^
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I'm not the one with the penis.

[Frank Cannon]

^^^
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I'm not the one with the penis.

Well I can tell from your piss poor attitude on this topic you probably haven't seen one live in years.

[RoosGirl]

Well I can tell from your piss poor attitude on this topic you probably haven't seen one live in years.

I guess you don't count since I haven't *seen* you?

[Frank Cannon]

I guess you don't count since I haven't *seen* you?

Oh. You would know if you have "seen" me. That's for sure.

[DCPatriot]

Oh. You would know if you have "seen" me. That's for sure.

   "The water was cold!!"   George Castanza