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MOFFIT: U.S. Military and NASA fairness DEMAND: Missiles, submarines, bullets, and rockets currently shaped like penises must be changed to be shaped like vaginas

Tuesday, December 04, 2018 by: A. Moffit   
 

(Natural News) Editor’s note: A. Moffit is our resident gender fluid progressive, and in today’s post, zhe expresses anger at the fact that so many of the military’s modern weapons are shaped like giant penises. Missiles and rockets should all be shaped like giant vaginas in order to promote equality, zhe states. Yes, Moffit seems increasingly insane, and we don’t endorse the ideas described here. We present this so you can stay informed about trends among progressives. Read and weep… (warning – EXPLICIT content)

In today’s military, if you want to bomb something or kill somebody, you have to fly in something shaped like a penis and sit in the “cock” pit (how humiliating for women), or shoot at something or someone with a penis-shaped missile or penis-shaped bullets. Why? Because the men who start all wars must remind everyone at every moment that death and destruction usurped by the military originates from tiny heads, and I don’t mean the ones on sitting on their shoulders.

https://www.naturalnews.com/2018-12-04-missiles-submarines-bullets-and-rockets-currently-shaped-like-penises.html

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Perhaps this is satire, but if not, where does that leave Islam with all those minarets?
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