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'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« on: November 13, 2018, 04:30:37 pm »
Eewww. 


Monica Lewinsky has sat down for numerous interviews over the past two decades, but rarely has she spoken about her affair with former president Bill Clinton.

That is all set to change however with new A&E docuseries The Clinton Affair, where Lewinsky discusses everything from how Clinton wooed her to the infamous stain on her blue dress.

In one episode, which was viewed by the New York Post, Lewinsky says that she was not even aware the dress was stained and later believed she had gotten spinach dip on the frock, as mentioned in The Starr Report.

She also said that she got the stain after performing a sex act on the president in the Oval office bathroom, shortly after he gifted her a hat pin and copy of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6384459/Monica-Lewinsky-reveals-Bill-Clinton-stained-blue-dress-Oval-office-bathroom-hookup.html
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2018, 04:34:15 pm »
Considering how loaded Slick is with sexually transmitted diseases it is quite plausible she thought it was dip....

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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2018, 04:37:23 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 13, 2018, 04:34:15 pm
Considering how loaded Slick is with sexually transmitted diseases it is quite plausible she thought it was dip....



Did she Double Dip?


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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2018, 04:38:00 pm »
The gonorrhea discharge dip was exquisite Hillary.  Would you like to try some?
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2018, 04:40:38 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on November 13, 2018, 04:38:00 pm
The gonorrhea discharge dip was exquisite Hillary.  Would you like to try some?

I guess it could be worse. The stain could have looked like salsa.
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2018, 04:42:43 pm »
Gross...I'll never be able to serve spinach dip again
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2018, 04:44:27 pm »
This bitch's 15 minutes should have been up years ago.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2018, 05:03:41 pm »
Quote from: dfwgator on November 13, 2018, 04:44:27 pm
This bitch's 15 minutes should have been up years ago.

Well it is handy to have this idiot pop up the same week Hitlary has her people floating another run.
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2018, 05:04:16 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on November 13, 2018, 04:42:43 pm
Gross...I'll never be able to serve spinach dip again

Serve it?  Hell, I can't even think about eating it anymore!
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2018, 05:05:31 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 13, 2018, 04:40:38 pm
I guess it could be worse. The stain could have looked like salsa.

Oh that.  The guy before Bill was sick is all.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2018, 05:18:29 pm »
True Story -- Many years ago my girlfriend made an appointment for me at a gay barbershop. I did not know it was homosexual meeting place. I caught some clues because each of the chairs was enclosed in a booth. So.....I sit down, he closes the door, and the guy starts prancing around. And I said to myself...what a wonderful woooorld...that's when I got the joke. Actually, I thought it was kind of funny too. I got her sense of humor. I'll get her back somehow.

Ok, so I told the guy, look man, this is a mistake. Just cut my hair and I'll leave. He said, alright. While he's cutting my hair, do you want to hear a joke? Yea sure, tell me a joke. He said...
Q: Do you know the difference between a drumstick and a penis?
A: No...
Oooooh! The next time I go on a picnic, You're invited! Ok, alright, that got a little chuckle.

Question for Monica, Do you know the difference between Spinach Dip and sperm? ... You guys can finish the joke.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2018, 08:32:53 pm »
Breaking!!!! Monica Lewinsky now says she thought the cigar was a roll of Mentos.

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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2018, 08:35:18 pm »
Does she spit or swallow has been answered.   She drools.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2018, 08:39:24 pm »
Guys, eat a huge amount of asparagus for lunch. Later that  night your wife will love it.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2018, 08:39:44 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 13, 2018, 08:32:53 pm
Breaking!!!! Monica Lewinsky now says she thought the cigar was a roll of Mentos.



Is she saying that she needed a breath mint for her....




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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2018, 08:55:51 pm »
Quote from: XenaLee on November 13, 2018, 08:39:44 pm
Is she saying that she needed a breath mint for her....




That's her story and she's sticking it to it.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2018, 11:29:18 pm »
I think I'm going to be sick... not green discharge sick, just sick.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2018, 02:11:07 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 13, 2018, 08:32:53 pm
Breaking!!!! Monica Lewinsky now says she thought the cigar was a roll of Mentos Vernon Jordan collecting on that Revlon job offer.


Fixed it.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2018, 02:28:20 am »
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That is all set to change however with new A&E docuseries The Clinton Affair, where Lewinsky discusses everything from how Clinton wooed her to the infamous stain on her blue dress.

This is not new.  This was reported, and reported, and snickered at during the hearings in 1998.

Half the country swore off spinach dip back then.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2018, 02:35:45 am »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on November 15, 2018, 02:28:20 am
This is not new.  This was reported, and reported, and snickered at during the hearings in 1998.

Half the country swore off spinach dip back then.

And we still keep making fun of pantsuits and drunk bitches falling over things.  What's your point?  The spinach dip thing is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: 'I thought it was spinach dip’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2018, 03:22:43 pm »
No she didn’t. 

I see Daily Mail but I still want to believe it’s satire.  Wtf
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