Just order once, and forget about it. "God by-the-Gigabyte" remembers everything about you.
Now in smartphone app, which summonses an "Live" expert foot washer, and arranges for his/her transport via Uber, to your location?
AI Holograms, can create and display motivational surroundings. Audio-video streamed, from menus with hundreds of choices.
The app allows you to select foot washers, with various types of robes, waters, vessels, environments etc.
Or Uber drivers can make more, if they bundle services, with a "Wash n' worship" mobile service.
Many will already be using the Sched. C part of their budget-payment option which gathers data from Google, Facebook, your locations, etc.
The App will propose a denomination for the Driver-washer services. Your church attendance history from navigation will suggest proposed robes, music, environments etc.
Think "Mobile Monk." Click for more info
You too can be in business, in mere days. Complete starter kits, with leased vehicle, vessels, sandals, robes, music, smartphone apps, hologram program, payment system (hardware/software included)and monthly advertising.
Up and running on the Web in days. Money coming in by month end.
This is from our new family of "
Save the Souls" systems, which replaces physical gatherings, with AI, hologram attendance, etc.
Do't waste gas going to the Monk. Bring the Mobile Monk, to you. Mobile Monk, that is.
No available in 21 languages, and eleven faith options, with more coming soon.
*For homebound and low tech/landline systems, we now offer "Dial a Deacon."
For our Jewish friends, we now offer "Rapid Rabbi" service, too.
Can't get to church? Try Holy "Holograms" Hundreds of services worldwide.
Mix & Match. Be truly open minded. Try water from the Ganges, at home by the Ohio or Rio Grande.
Get on board. We are growing rapidly. If your faith-denomination choices aren't shown, we can help with close matches. Rituals, images, symbols & colors so close, you probably won't even notice.
Not sure? Chat or call "Deacon on Deck," for our free pre-order consultation.
"Deacon of the Day is available 24-7 if you just need somebody to talk with. Monthly pre-payment options, or live by-the-minute instant billings.
"Buy the Bishop" or "Call the Cardinal." Sunday Specials (anytime). "Politics and the Pontiff."
Music Only packages, too. Try "Stairway to Heaven" is a favorite with druggies. "Dead man's curve" a favorite with drunk drivers.
All our systems are fully tax deductible, and can be resold under license. Start your own multi-level business, just like the pros have done for centuries.
Versions for PayPal. ApplePay, Patreon, etc.